Anyone with inflatable sex partner experience?

[flvegan]

Which brand is the best? How do they feel? As good as a regular sex partner?

Yeah, boiiiiiiiii! It's copycat time.

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[Gormy Cuss]

1. ..

:thumbsup:

[LeftyMom]

2. Children, this is why Mommy drinks.

:eyes:

[sasquatch]

3. I'm sure you have an excuse, but what's Midlo's?

:D

[LeftyMom]

11. She's staying overnight at his house.

:scared:

[flvegan]

12. It's gonna be like a fab episode of "Dirty Jobs" here.

Hey Midlo, I'm gonna need you to take on the pooper-scooper role for the day. BoyMidlo is on bowls and blankets. TM is on...well, she's bringing me ice cold Amstels in my chaise, and fanning me with a palm frond.

[LeftyMom]

13. You should warn Midlo and TM that the dogs think any food held by a woman is theirs.

That whole situation could use a little spray bottle training.

Every time your roomie tries to feed them off her plate, yell "no" and squirt her with the water. ;)

[flvegan]

14. I'm going to cook them all gyros and let the pitbulls loose.

[LeftyMom]

16. How the fuck do you make vegan gyros?

Seitan? Maybe mushrooms?

[flvegan]

17. Lambs are herbivores.

Oh, shit...wait a minute, that's not right.

[LeftyMom]

18. Shut up asshole.

:P

[Rhythm]

4. I gave my boss and 'inflatable party sheep' for his birthday a few years ago

does that count?

[flvegan]

5. Depends. Did he use it?

What was his opinion?

[The Animator]

6. That's just Baaaaaaaad.

Did it come with a Kilt?

[qwertyMike]

19. Do you know why the Scots wear kilts?

To keep the sheep dry.
Lame

Angus

[khashka]

7. Tried it once

No dice. I kinda like my sex partners to respond and have their own needs.


khash.

[graywarrior]

8. My ex-musician boyfriend's best friend used to bring his to all our drug parties.

He called her his Judy Doll.

[Deja Q]

9. I've seen pictures,

but it looks too embarrassing to try. Not my gig anyway; the plastic wouldn't reciprocate...

[x-g.o.p.er]

10. I did, but she was a blowhard.

Thank you, I'll be here all week, two shows nightly.

:rofl:

[seemunkee]

15. Bought one for my brothers bachelor party

Joke gift that everyone signed. It ended up in a box at my mom's house. We know she opened the box but not one word was said to us.

[flvegan]

20. She opened the box, eh?

Hmmmmmm...

[qb]

21. Well, I tried to inflate him.

but he said "Whoa boy, slow down!"

[Lil Missy]

22. Uhm, no.

:eyes:


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