Body Detoxification--Day Two

[x-g.o.p.er]

Wow, this is getting interesting. Started going last night, and so far, I have, ahem, "evacated" from my body:

1. My left eye
2. My belly button
3. A likeness of the Virgin Mary--already going for $750 on ebay
4. My high school class ring--that ex-girlfriend wasn't a lying biotch, after all.
5. A small portion of what I believe to be my liver
6. Proof that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone
7. A partridge
8. It was in a pear tree.

No toxins, but I'll keep you posted. Gotta run. Literally...

[graywarrior]

1. Bwahahahaha, OMG you have no idea how that made me laugh

NO idea!

[lildreamer316]

2. Kiiiiiiiiiiiick.

Oh, this is great!
Please continue to keep us updated. At this rate, I'll be looking for Oscar to appear.

[Raven]

3. I'm still laughing. You made my day but...sorry for your troubles...

why don't you quit this thing...who knows what "coming" next. I'm trying to imagine the Partridge...nasty trip for that poor bird!

[x-g.o.p.er]

7. No one will call me a quitter

I'm seeing this throughto the end.

I unloaded $10 on this, after all.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. Dude, if you just drink more water it would aid your body...

...in detoxifying more. You already have a system for that. It's called your liver and your kidneys. I never understood people detoxifying when you already have organs that do it for you.

[x-g.o.p.er]

8. Don't drag me down with any of this logical medical knowledge

The fact that the body knows how to do this is of no consequence to me, my $10, or my plastinating skin.

And do you know how much toxic stuff is in water?

Well, a lot. It's on the internets, so it must be true.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. I love your post.

You are cracking me up, feller.
Duckie

[Deja Q]

5. You are evil.

:rofl:

[x-g.o.p.er]

9. Get behind thee, salisbury steak from junior high!!

[Deja Q]

10. Well, I am a nice piece of meat with a 8th grader's sense of humor!

:spray:

[x-g.o.p.er]

12. ...

:spray:

[LeftyMom]

6. .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4616603.stm

[x-g.o.p.er]

11. You trust the BBC over the internets and infomercials?

Just buying what the MSM is selling, huh? :)

[underpants]

13. What kind of detox?

I did the lemonade diet about a year ago.

[x-g.o.p.er]

14. Bought it at the drugstore,

Called "Detox 7", a 7 day program to:

Rid your body of unwanted toxins
Give you more energy
And fully prepare your body to be donated for plastination at Body Worlds 3 upon program completion. :)

[LiberalEsto]

19. You could have had my flu

for free, and it probably would have given you similar results.

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

15. what, no Jimmy Hoffa?

:D :D :D :D

[x-g.o.p.er]

16. It's day two.

There's still a week to go. Anything's possible.

[monmouth]

18. Water, Water, Water, at least 8-8 oz. glasses a day or you're going to dehydrate...n/t