Its 3am and the red phone is ringing... what do you do?

[undeterred]

[Deja Q]

1. Dial 867-5309.

Jenny, is that you? Let's go out and screw! Ya-hoooooo!

[skater314159]

2. Fucking Borscht! And I can post only in English in Subject-line!!

поевен ' борщ

I really fucking hate Borscht.

Damn you red phone!!! Making me eat Borscht!

[undeterred]

3. Making me eat Borscht

:nuke:

[Catchawave]

4. Other: Let the machine pick up. n/t

[undeterred]

5. Thats probably what * does.

[dembotoz]

6. means a relative died or my kid is in jail.

no help from hillary there

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. That's NUCULAR button.

:evilgrin:

[no name no slogan]

8. Let the machine get it

The only people who call at 3:00 am are people I probably don't want to talk to anyway.

[unsavedtrash]

9. same thing I do when any color phone rings at that hour-

Thank you for calling ________ Library Circulation Desk how can I help you?

You know you have been working too hard and you are too tired when you answer your home phone like you do at work.

[TommyO]

10. Forward the call to GD:P and let them fight over it.

[undeterred]

11. ding ding ding!

Let Obama pick it up and say "Hillary's butler here, how can I serve you?"

[otherlander]

12. The red telephone?

I sit on a hillside and watch all the people die.

I'll feel much better on the other side... I'll thumb a ride.

[racaulk]

13. Other: Let Alfred answer it.

He's the butler, after all!

[krispos42]

14. Pick it up and say....

"Somebody better be about to die. Not dead, because dead can wait until after breakfast, as can being in jail. DYING. Got it?"

[Critters2]

15. Grab the communion kit, the Bible, and the prayer book,

and ask if I need to go to a hospital, a nursing home, or a funeral home.

[Radio_Lady]

16. "Hey, Grandpa, will you please get that GD thing? It's probably for you..."

I certainly would not be fully dressed in working clothes with jewelry on... that ad was so stupid!
Maybe if Hillary had had a nightgown on and some cream on her face -- perhaps a couple of curlers in her hair or SOMETHING!