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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 06:38 PM
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Clinic: have vasectomy, watch NCAA hoops
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080309/ap_on_fe_st/odd_snip_city;_ylt=Ak1BAwcPLlDQC8tEutjFrvPtiBIF
SPRINGFIELD, Ore. - For guys who park in front of the TV during college basketball's March Madness, the Oregon Urology Institute has a suggestion: Why not use that time to recover from a vasectomy?

"When March Madness approaches you need an excuse ... to stay at home in front of the big screen," the clinic's radio ad says. "Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It's snip city."
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"Snip city"!?
:scared:

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 06:58 PM
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1. Oh my




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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 06:59 PM
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2. If all men were given a big screen TV in exchange for a vasectomy . . .
I think they might have a point there.

And for the record, it's not very painful, at least if your surgeon is as skilled as mine was.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 07:00 PM
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3. Let them snip your balls, then watch some ball! (nt)
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 07:38 PM
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4. I didn't see a link to the mp3
Edited on Sun Mar-09-08 07:43 PM by pokerfan
So here it is. It was sent to me three days ago.

http://www.ducksportsnews.com/media/SnipCity.mp3

"Lower your seed for the tournament!"

Giving in to full court press for the Big V

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 07:40 PM
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5. yuck
I'd rather watch the Nugent channel
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