Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops

[Starbucks Anarchist]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080310/en_nm/iraq_norris_dc

FALLUJA, Iraq (Reuters) - Hollywood action star Chuck Norris, known for his martial arts prowess and tough-guy image, has become a cult figure among the U.S. military in Iraq and an unlikely hero for some in Iraq's security forces.

A small cardboard shrine is dedicated to Norris at a U.S. military helicopter hub in Baghdad, and comments lauding the manliness and virility of the actor have been left on toilet walls across Iraq and even in neighboring Kuwait, soldiers say.

"The fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist," reads one message at the shrine, which consists of a signed photo of the actor surrounded by similar statements.

"Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter," reads one and "Chuck Norris divides by zero," reads another.

:rofl:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

1. Chuck Norris believes that "Chuck Norris facts" are true

because no one is man enough to tell him otherwise.

[NewJeffCT]

2. puts the laughter in manslaughter

That's great!

:rofl:

[DS1]

3. Behind the beard on Chuck Norris' chin is another fist

[stuntcat]

4. When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get 'wet'... the water gets 'Chuck Norris'

I've been laughing my butt off about that one since I heard it yesterday :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

5. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded gun - and won

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

[triguy46]

6. and he has served in which branch of the Beverly Hills National Guard?

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. A cardboard shrine. He's going to kick their asses.