i've decided i'm going to become a nun

[Ava]

because i'm straight but i hate guys.. so i might as well become a nun :rofl:

[Droopy]

1. But all that religious stuff comes along with being a nun

That's kind of a drag. Maybe you should just be a spinster.

[Ava]

4. i don't have enough cats

:shrug:

[laconicsax]

33. Get a some girl cats that aren't fixed and let them wander outside.

That'll fix the 'not enough cats' issue.

[theredpen]

2. My wife is a nun

Make sure you're 1st-order and Roman Catholic or it might not solve the problem.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. ...

:rofl:

[Ava]

10. i wonder

if anyone will take this thread seriously too :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I just might consider that myself.

I'm straight and there's no place for me. Count me in. :hi:

[Ava]

7. we should start our own nunnery

it will be a nun-filled party 24/7 :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. I'm in then.

:thumbsup:

[Ava]

19. you bring the chips and dip

i'll bring the tunes ;)

[billyskank]

35. I seem to remember saying stuff like that myself

and you would have none of it. :hi:

[Sannum]

6. Several years ago,

I needed to deliver flowers to a convent. It was simply the most gorgeous place I have ever driven in to. Gardens, grass, and the nuns looked so HAPPY! The happiness that I guess, only comes from not worrying about eyeliner and shaving!

I would like to visit for about a month, but I like um...certain activities too much to stay for long!

[youthere]

Certain activities? Oh! Like eating a hamburger on Friday!

[Sannum]

14. exactly.

:yoiks:

[youthere]

8. I've heard the hours are long, and the pay sucks.

[China_cat]

11. Don't know about that.

Our union represents several thousand nuns in NY.

[youthere]

12. Seriously?

I was just being a smartass...Unionized nuns?

[China_cat]

17. Seriously.

I almost fell over when my husband became secretary-treasurer for our local and was telling me about some of the professions we deal with. (OPEIU) When he got to the nuns, I couldn't help but think what a tough bargaining session THAT would be.

That's on a par with the hookers' union in the Netherlands.

[youthere]

22. LOL! Can't imagine what their healthcare package looks like!

[Arugula Latte]

9. Maybe you can be just like "Maria" from the Sound of Music?!

You know, be a flighty-flaky nun, then get a job as a nanny, teach your young Austrian charges to sing, make them play clothes out of curtains, and then marry the dashing captain/father.

Hey, it's a plan. :shrug:

[Ava]

13. pffft.. i'm not the nanny type

i'd be miserable on the job :rofl:

no.. as i said up above.. i think i'll open my own nunnery... and have nun parties 24/7

[graywarrior]

15. You can marry Jesus.

[Ava]

20. exactly.. he isn't a guy

he's the son of god! besides.. i use to have a thing for jim caviezel.

(yup.. i'm totally going to hell :rofl: )

[Gidney N Cloyd]

27. He lived with his mom till he was 30, though. Gotta watch out for those types.

You'll never be as good as his mom-- she was a freakin' saint.


:-)

[Ava]

29. that's true

:P

[graywarrior]

28. My my he's quite a looker!

And yeah, you are going to hell.

[Ava]

30. but you're going there too

so we'll have quite the party :woohoo: :P

[graywarrior]

32. HELL, yeah!

[SPKrazy]

18. I am straight and can understand why anyone would hate guys

I don't like most guys... I don't relate well to them

not that being a nun is a terrible thing

but I bet there is some guy out there who doesn't fit the mold who will be perfect for you Ava!

:hug:

[Sequoia]

21. Hopefully you're kidding us!

Your still young so hating guys is part of growing up. I'm like a granny and sometimes I could wallop old guys if they look at me wrong!

[Ava]

23. yeah, i'm kidding

however i don't like guys at all where i am.. most of them have no political conscious and are just jerks on top of that.

i'll survive until i get to college though. ;)

[Sequoia]

25. One thing I've learned the hard way...boys and learnin' don't mix.

Learn first, love later.

[Gala328]

24. I was in the seminary

Many years ago I was studying to be a priest but decided not to take the orders at the last moment, due to some personal reasons. However, I have often reflected that such a mendicant lifestyle could actually be quite refreshing.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7553101

[av8rdave]

31. That could be a bad habit....

Sorry...couldn't resist

[DarkTirade]

34. It might seem fun, but I wouldn't get into the habit.

:P

[Crazy Dave]

36. Admit it...

You just got a hankerin' to whack a kids knuckles with a ruler if they act up in class or not keeping up. I went to first grade at a catholic school and it happened to me more than once.