How long will AVA last in a nunnery?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

since i hear she is going to be a nun and all

[CreekDog]

1. She will ascend to Pope with lightning speed

:applause:

[Ava]

13. gimme my pope cane

:P

[NewJeffCT]

2. you mean she is going to follow in your footsteps?

with this nun thing?

[Deep13]

3. She'll quit when she realizes they don't have cable TV. nt

[Ava]

9. wha? huh? what did you say?

:P

[graywarrior]

4. She'll convert them all to revolutionaries.

[Ava]

5. right on sister graywarrior

:headbang:

[graywarrior]

6. AND. . .she'll have them swearing and spitting.

[Ava]

7. fo' shizzle

:P

[edbermac]

8. About as long as Hugh Hefner in a monastery.

;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. About 12 minutes

She'll find out there's nothing to color-coordinate and say "Fuck this!"

[Ava]

11. ........

:spray:

[youthere]

12. She will impress the mother superior immediately with her

ripped accoustical version of "Dominique, nique, nique", but as soon as she discovers she can fly she will catch a strong headwind out of there after Vespers.

[SKKY]

14. So, Italy was THAT much "fun" that a simple confession isn't enough??

Holy cow!

[intaglio]

15. Until she finds there is no Sister Josephine?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1P4DAQM6F0

Coincidence or synchronicity my post immediately before this included this song
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7553379

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. Depends on whether the nuns back Auburn or 'Bama

[DarkTirade]

17. I voted 'Something else', expecting to come up with something that meets my usual witty/funny

standards.

... yeah, I got nothin'. :P