Inappropriate Spitzer Question

[SoxFan]

What the hell is he getting for $5,000?

For that kind of dough, I'd expect Emily DeRavin, Kiera Knightly, Drew Barrymore, Gillian Anderson, and a hot tub filled with lime jello.

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Lime??

KINKyyy.

[Fox Mulder]

2. I'd love that as well.

:)

[edbermac]

3. He shoulda stuck to a copy of Playboy and a jar of Vaseline.

You get the same results and save yourself $4,990. :rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. i assume what he was mainly paying for is discretion

[SoxFan]

6. How's that plan working out?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. not well. you state it as though its my plan, and as though i advised him

what i do know is when ever you are paying those amounts, its for discretion as well as quality

[SoxFan]

9. You didn't advise him?

Damn! My impression of you is forever ruined!

(Um, just kidding, BTW)

I just find it amazing that a guy who has a record as a hard-ass prosecutor ddn't seem to have the sense to use a Trac Phone when setting up his fling.

[flvegan]

5. Privacy.

Of course, that only goes so far.

[laconicsax]

7. Yeah, it sort of stops being private when you tell everyone about it.

[flvegan]

10. It was coming out anyway.

Best to be out in front of it.

[quakerboy]

11. I want Orange jello

And maybe a jacuzzi full of tapioca as well.

[trof]

12. And a zizz wheel.

[SoxFan]

13. I don't think I want to know what that is

[HamdenRice]

14. Most famous, and acurate aphorism about prostitutes:

Men don't pay them for sex. They pay them to go away after sex.

In other words, that price range has to do with discretion and secrecy, not the quality of sex.

Spitzer therefore, should get his money back.

[SoxFan]

15. Just stay out of "small claims" court

[AngryAmish]

16. Lime jello? You are sick.

[SoxFan]

17. You pudding snobs are all alike!

[JoePhilly]

18. When we were done, she'd need to paint my house!!!