Why can't politicians just find regular, horny women?

[SarahB]

Is the cute, smart and sexually freaky population of women that low that the upper levels of male population society can't just find themselves some nice, well-bred kinky woman without resorting to this business over and over?

And Democrats that are being targeted- KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS! DUH!!!!!!!! :grr:

Edit: Not have mistresses, but have relationships (wives or girlfriends) that they are compatible with to begin with instead of seeking whatever it is elsewhere in some scandalous way.

[Dave_Fl_50]

1. Bubba did and look how that turned out

[SarahB]

2. Why can't they marry them to begin with? nt

[suninvited]

4. That is what I was thinking

I think maybe they are paying for discretion.

[Dave_Fl_50]

10. or Hawtness

[Bucky]

5. OP said "regular"

Golddiggers & groupies don't count.

[Dave_Fl_50]

9. Okay, she was a "large"

[billyskank]

3. Ha.

That is a question I am uniquely unqualified to answer.

[Fleshdancer]

6. because they get impeached for it?

:shrug:

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. Maybe the ones that do find "regular, horny women" are too tired to run for office.

Speaking of which, it's time for my nap. :boring:

[NightWatcher]

8. better question. "why not just boink your wife"?

[KitchenWitch]

12. spoken by the private detective!

:D

[NightWatcher]

15. if not for the seven deadly sins (esp lust) I would be out of a job

[KitchenWitch]

16. I hear ya.

:hi:

[SKKY]

19. Depending on who that is, it could be quite boring...

...Luckily, I don't have those issues.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. I'd imagine it's because

"regular, horny women" are much more likely to kiss and tell.

[LeftyMom]

13. Hopefully most of them are too smart to fuck a married man.

Let alone a famous married man.

[TZ]

14. two words

trophy wives...Often they marry the ones that look good on their arm, or look like the "perfect wife". Plenty of pols aren't marrying for love..but for ambition..Trust me, living in the DC area for most of my life, I've seen my share of this.

[GOPisEvil]

17. You don't pay a prostitute for sex. You pay her to go away and keep her mouth shut.

[PeaceNikki]

23. As well good screening and regular STD testing.

[asteroid2003QQ47]

18. Do I hear a hue and cry for stricter laws

on the slate for the enforcement of monogamy?

[SPKrazy]

20. no kidding! great post nt

Nt

[Joey Liberal]

21. They can afford to pay for sex............. n/t

[mulsh]

22. Politicians are not part of the "upper level of male population"

not even close.

[edbermac]

24. Why can't regular, horny guys just find regular, horny women?

:P

[SarahB]

25. My point exactly.

Is it really THAT hard to find? Or is our culture so ingrained in it's sex negative state that people assume I'm suggesting he simply find a mistress instead? I think it's a culture of sex negativity combined with a religious and patriarchal structure that says, "this is the kind of women you should marry" and "this is the kind of women you should fuck".

As usual, either I fail to express myself properly combined with people not getting my point. Some (rare) day when I have some time on my hands I'm going to write my own personal sex positive feminist literary manifesto that'll make some sense. Or I'm just going to move somewhere in Europe where people just don't give a rat's ass about this stuff so our culture doesn't continue to frustrate me to no end. :argh:

[asthmaticeog]

26. Maybe he wanted something specialized.

It's not like you can just walk out the door and get a Cuban Wrench and an Eggbeater off a redhead tranny just like that. :shrug: