Who's up for Body sushi?

[asteroid2003QQ47]

Ali Howell is a massage therapist and a college student. But on Saturday night, the 26-year-old brunette was a human sushi platter.

Naked under two roses and a large daisy placed you-know-where, she lay still for more than an hour as people plucked raw fish off her body at Temple, the downtown Minneapolis restaurant that held its inaugural naked sushi party this . . .
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...the models aren't nude -- they're wearing flowers (and raw fish, of course). In Japan, it's called nyotaimori, meaning "female body presentation."

http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/dining/16432456.html

[DarkTirade]

1. It doesn't work as well with other kinds of food.

[ThomCat]

2. Sure it does.

You just have to lick it off the model. :9

Do they have guys doing that too? I know where I'll pour a bit of extra pizza sauce. :7

[DarkTirade]

3. I think the guys just come with extra sausage.

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Yeah, I had to say it.

[JVS]

4. Get some of that Poutine from quebec and pour it on her

[DS1]

6. After my Obama Goatse yesterday

I'm not even going to write my 'quip' on this one


nuh uh

[JVS]

5. What happens if she has to fart?

Imagine how gross that would be!