Conservative most in need of getting laid?

[Paragon]

[Beaker]

1. Coulter. anally. no lube.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Is there any other possible way?

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Fenris]

39. I just got that joke

Nice! :D

[WillParkinson]

24. Santorum...but with lube...

I want him to enjoy it. A lot.

[Hoosier Democrat]

2. How about a "Combo" Option???

I'd vote for Rick Santorum getting laid BY Matt Drudge.:smoke:

[Paragon]

4. LOL

We might just have a winner already. :yourock:

[Parrcrow]

3. I've been saying for quite some time now

That the world would be a lot safer place if some intern would give dubya a blowjob.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. That, sir, is sig line material.

In fact, I'm appropriating it... NOW!

[Parrcrow]

8. I'm flattered!!

are you going to give me credit?:hi:

but I would change it to 'a much safer place'

grammer tsk tsk tsk grammer.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Done & done (nt)

[Parrcrow]

12. yikes

it looks like I'm a miserable failure.

still flattered tho.:hi:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Version 2.03 up now

Can I consider this one production quality?

[Parrcrow]

15. awww thanks JCCyc n/t

[Stupdworld]

6. ann coulter

holy crap would i bend her over and drive dicktatorship home on her.

[IronLionZion]

13. she's a man!

But I bet she likes diktatorship in the ass with no lube

[Parrcrow]

10. Ann Coulter would

give Dubya a blow job if she could bat Dick Cheney's studded black leather glove out of the way.

[guitar man]

40. Dammit!!

"give Dubya a blow job if she could bat Dick Cheney's studded black leather glove out of the way"

I was reading that while taking a drink of Dr. Pepper right as my boss was walking in. I had to explain to him why I spit Dr. Pepper all over the monitor and keyboard. :)

[Parrcrow]

42. heh heh heh

:evilgrin:

[IronLionZion]

11. Santorum wants it in the ass

from a donkey, no lube

[Burma Jones]

16. Boondocks had it Right - Condi Rice

[Endangered Specie]

17. What unlucky bastard we gonna recruit to knock up coulter?

[Parrcrow]

18. Ann Coulter cannot get knocked up

She's a robot.

[IronLionZion]

21. Then Grovelbot should take one for the team!

[Parrcrow]

29. LOL

poor grovelbot:cry:

[ProfessorGAC]

19. I'd Rather A List Of Conservatives In Need Of Deportation

The Professor

[arwalden]

20. No Sex Threads

:hi:

[Burma Jones]

22. I don't know if this would count.....

[GOPisEvil]

23. I'd rather not think of conservatives having sex...they might procreate.

:scared:

[afraid_of_the_dark]

26. What's wrong with conservatives procreating?

My folks are both conservative, and I think it's kind of funny that they lost their kid to the "immoral" and "Godless" liberals. Well, at least I'M laughing... :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

27. LOL! Point taken...

[afraid_of_the_dark]

32. It's all part of my eeeeeevil plan!

:evilgrin:

[lpbk2713]

25. Annthrax. No doubt about it.

But if it's alright, I'm not volunteering for the job.

[Parrcrow]

30. Rush Limbaugh would....

but he's already screwing the English language.

or Sean Hannity would but he's already made Alan Colmes his bitch.

[hobbes159]

28. Other ....

Come on, you wouldn't want any of those people to breed accidently, would you?

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[IronLionZion]

33. who don't you go screw some conservatives for us

Ann Coulter is a robot. I think she's like it.

[Parrcrow]

34. congratulations!!!

1,000 +:party:

[He loved Big Brother]

35. McCarthy and Hoover as well.

[geniph]

36. In re: the necessary relief of John Ashcroft

to (mis)quote Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam: "there's a man in the most dire need of a blowjob imaginable."

If ever I've seen anyone that needed a really righteous piece of ass to rock his world and open his eyes, that'd be Herr Aschkrofft. I am not, however, available for that purpose.

:puke:

[Whitacre D_WI]

37. Oh, come on. Could I possibly give another answer seriously?

[terrya]

38. Pat Robertson.With the biggest dildo I could find.

But I'd find someone else to actually do it..

:-)

Terry

[Hoosier Democrat]

41. I belive the biggest dildo you can find would be Bob Novak