Poll for Lounge Ladies:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

If you learned that your politician husband had spent $80,000 on hookers, what would you do?

[TZ]

1. So many choices hmm

I ended up voting for the stand by at the press conference and then divorce his ass.....Although the rusty saw option is very tempting..

[supernova]

2. Run against him

during the next election.

As Usual, the Brits are way ahead of us.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112126/

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. I voted for the first option - liked the sound of that

Although all the choices were quite excellent.

[sarge43]

4. Tell him if he wanted me at the press conference, it'd cost him

80 thousand big ones. If I were going to whore for him, I'd expect the standard rate. Otherwise I'd hold a press hoo-ha of my own and tell some stories, followed by a visit to the meanest, man hating divorce lawyer in the state.

Chain saw is much too good for him.

[Gonzo Gardener]

5. I'd skip the press conference.

call a good divorce lawyer, sell my exclusive story to the highest bidder, and move out.

[otherlander]

6. Arson!

Arson!
Arson!
Arson!
:woohoo::woohoo:
:woohoo::woohoo:

[youthere]

7. Other..stand next to him at the presser and make my own statement...

about tiny penis size and what a lousy lay he is.

[OmahaBlueDog]

8. I discussed ths with Mrs. OmahaBlueDog

She seems to favor some combination of the arson and gelding options.

I believe that a call to the jeweler used by Kobe Bryant for th $4M baby-don't-leave-me ring would also be in order.

[ghostsofgiants]

9. You realize this thread makes you a bad Democrat, right?

:P

[cbayer]

10. I would stand by him and smile.

Then I would go home and beg him to tell me what I needed to do to satisfy him.

I would be tearful and remorseful and sincere.

How have I failed as a woman?

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Ohfa chrissake.

:eyes:

:popcorn:

[cbayer]

17. Would wrap myself around his legs, pleading for forgiveness.

:peanut butter and jelly sandwich:

[SarahB]

11. Ask him where he found the remaining energy?

:shrug:

[amitten]

12. Genitals, meet hedge clippers.

Yeah, I'm serious.

[amitten]

13. Hmm...that seems to have killed this thread nicely...

:rofl:

[Tektonik]

14. I winced

:P

[amitten]

15. Ha!

See? With prior knowledge of my vengeful ways, what guy would be dumb enough to cheat...?

:evilgrin:

[Ptah]

18. cuckold here.

I divorced her and was awarded custody and child support.

[question everything]

19. They are cute (nt)

[Connonym]

20. My degree of anger would be greatly influenced by the amount of my divorce settlement

I also think that a lot of it would depend on whether that 80k made a difference in the standard of life for me and my kids. If he was so rich that 80k didn't make a difference I wouldn't be as mad as if that 80k meant my kids couldn't go to college. Know what I mean? If the latter were the case there would probably be an accident with a hedge clipper as someone else mentioned.

[Lady Freedom]

21. my combo...

While he's at the press conference, throw all his stuff on the front lawn and set it on fire, get it on with the pool boy, and post pictures of his colonoscopy on the Internet.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. First off I would NOT stand by him at the Press Conference

unless maybe Valium was involved.

[amitten]

23. I would--only if it was to prop up his corpse. n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. with his

dick in his mouth and a ball in each ear...sorry if too graphic.

[amitten]

25. Hmmm...yes, that sounds just abour right. n/t

[FloridaJudy]

26. Why set fire to perfectly good stuff?

A Press Conference sounds like a good place to advertise your garage sale...

[trueblue2007]

27. I go for the beat him senseless one

Maybe the cops would think one of his "girlfriends" did it.

[dropkickpa]

28. I can't believe the poolboy is having such a poor showing

!!!!

[monmouth]

29. Look forward to great jewelry in the next few years..n/t

[tigereye]

30. I picked colonoscopy

yup.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

31. Divorcing his ass sounds good to me.

So does taking a hedge clipper to his manhood.

Hmm....

:evilgrin: