Alright! Who Here Has A Dirty Mind?

[matcom]

and if this thread doesn't garner over 100 responses.....

YOU ARE ALL LYING!

[WillParkinson]

1. Not me...

I clean mine daily.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Dirty but Honest! (nt)

[GOPisEvil]

3. Guilty as charged!

:hi:

[WillParkinson]

5. He said 'MIND'....

I'm pretty sure you're safe. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

6. Hey! I'm not doing the deed much these days...

...all I got is a dirty mind! :P

[nini]

18. Good to see you got rid of that awful avatar you had!

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

21. Hey! It's not awful!

:P

Being in the south, I thought the yellow dog was appropriate. :D

[nini]

23. yes it is awful.. (putting my fingers in my ears so I can't hear you!)

actually, I like the Spurs.. I'm not one of those Laker fans that hates everyone else - though I know everyone hates my team.

David Robinson is one of my all time favorites :-)

[GOPisEvil]

25. I'm not a hater, either...a disliker, maybe...not a hater.

Actually, when he's not on the court, I actually like Shaq. I think he's funny.

But, when I think of all the painful losses to the Lakers over the years, I remember 1999 and 2003, and it all washes away...until this year's playoffs. }(

David is a good human being. A true member of the community.

[nini]

27. We just flat out stunk last year.. so I wasn't surprised

Shaq is actually a great guy. I've seen him around a few times and he's very gracious with fans and excellent with kids which is a huge deal to me. I hate it when athletes dismiss kid's excitement when they see them.

He's pretty funny when he does his cop thing and is down with the Harbor Patrol guys. He barely fits in the cars.. He loves that police stuff.

[GOPisEvil]

28. I never thought I'd live to see my team win once, let alone twice.

Next, I need to get the Cardinals (baseball) straightened out.

[nini]

try having the Dodgers are your home team

:eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

I'm not a huge baseball fan unless I at a game in person. I don't like watching it on TV though

[GOPisEvil]

45. Argreed...baseball sucks on TV, but it's all I have

Unless I watch minor league ball. I got to see plenty of old Dodgers living in San Antonio; home of the Missions. Former AA farm team of the Dodgers (now the Mariners).

[KinkyDem]

4. Raises hand

Well, being a perv and all I would have to say yes.

[brainwashed_youth]

7. very dirty

very very very dirty

[ewagner]

8. ...uuummm....

no 5th Amendment alternative?

[VelmaD]

9. Do you even really have to ask?

:evilgrin:

I don't hava A dirty mind...I have THE dirty mind. :-)

[afraid_of_the_dark]

10. I plead the 5th.

We still have that right, don't we? :shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Me

The dirtier the better

[everythingsxen]

12. Absolutly Filthy

I came into this thread looking for smut.

:evilgrin:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

13. Me

[swinney]

14. Rorschach at fault

FAMILY TOOK SON TO PSYCH.
Dr gave test by throwing ink on a wall.
first time--what do you see? couple tits.
second time-what do you see?--naked woman
third time-what do you see?--having sex with beautiful girl
Dr "Boy, you are obsessed with sex!!!"

Boy--"Me?? What the hell!! Look who is drawing all those sexy pictures".

[bif]

15. Few people have as dirty a mind as I have.

So guilty as charged.

[nini]

16. I went to Catholic school.. of course I do!

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

17. Catholic School Girls Rule - so sayeth the Red Hot Chili Peppers!

:evilgrin:

[nini]

19. Well, yes you are right sir!

ha

[afraid_of_the_dark]

24. And the makers of the Kentucky Fried Movie. n/t

[DemOutWest]

20. Dirty Minded, Liberal

and living in Utah!

I have to stay inddors alot. :)

[camero]

22. I do

I can't lie now can I? :)

[ronnykmarshall]

26. Filth, pure filth!

And proud of it!

[jus_the_facts]

29. If only you could get into my *head*.......

......just THINK about how dirty that would be! :o

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[VelmaD]

33. I knew it

GrovelBot is a perv. Hee.

Bad GrovelBot. :spank:

[matcom]

41. GROVELBOT TOUCHED MY ASS!

:bounce:

[BiggJawn]

44. Und Einen, Liebschen?

Never mind, "Maryjanes with 3" heels".....:evilgrin:

[Duckiesplaything]

31. Not dirty...

Just slightly unkempt

[VOX]

32. Please pour industrial-strength Ajax into my ears...

because what's between 'em is way dirty! :evilgrin:

[Lizz612]

34. Of course!

I'm 18 ferchristsake! How could I not? At this age dirty is wired into your brain, you have no control over it.

[TheMightyFavog]

35. Let's see...

I'm male, I'm in my twenties, I'm a college student, how can I NOT have a dirty mind?

Hell, I still giggle when we do conjugation in German, and we get to the ihr form of fahren.

[NoPasaran]

57. He he

He said... conjugation

[matcom]

36. You ALL See That I Started This Thread But Didn't Respond?

that is because MY MIND IS PURE AS A WHITE DOVE!!!!!

:P

[jus_the_facts]

37. well you just DID......

....we all know the truth tho! :spank:

[Burma Jones]

38. Uhhhhhhh, me

[SOteric]

39. Heh.

:hi:

[commander bunnypants]

40. Blue Boobies

Rock


DDQM

[partymisfit]

42. of course, i do, what do you take me for?

Of course, i have a dirty mind. im 20 years old....when im older, expect FILTHY!!

[BiggJawn]

43. ME!!!

abso-fucking-lutely FILTHY grey-matter!

I'm a PREVERT and PROUD of it!

Perv Pride!

[Kellanved]

46. I guess I do

My mind was probably dirty for American standards from the beginning (being European, even German), but after reading many M.A.T.C.O.M. posts I can say say that I have a dirty mind.


Yeah, you've spoiled me :P

[Avonrepus]

47. Heres a good way of testing your filthy minds

i failed miserably took me 10mins to see the dolphins

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=175054

[Kellanved]

53. ok, definitely dirty

:hi:

[bubblesby2002]

61. What dolphins are you speaking of?

I had to read the bottom before I saw anything other than two people making love. Bur I don't consider that dirty. See I said making LOVE, I didn't say ******g did I

[wysimdnwyg]

48. Oh so dirty

I think one (or more) of the fine single women of DU needs to give me a spanking! (Need I say more?)

:spank:

[Drifter]

49. I enjoy playing with my balls in public ...

and the public usually enjoys them as well.

I'm a Juggler.

I can Juggle 7 balls, 6 Rings, and 5 Clubs (but not at the same time).

Cheers
Drifter

[chocolateeater]

50. Yes I do.

Now get your mind out of the gutter so mine can float by.:evilgrin:

[phillybri]

51. Beyond dirty...

Pure filth...No saving me...:evilgrin:

[Bonhomme Richard]

52. The older I get

the dirtier my mind gets.
I think it's a good thing.

[Edge]

54. I have a very dirty mind...

and a very naughty one. :evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

55. I'm raising my

[Skittles]

56. I'd have to rate mine as fairly f***ing dirty

if there's dirty innuenedo to be found anywhere, no one has to point it out to Skittles.

[DS1]

58. I've dedicated my mind to a pursuit of higher dirtiness

[Nikia]

59. I do

I am always misreading signs and such at first glance thinking that they say something about sex. My husband has a dirty mind too. We scared off a single middle aged friend of his because we were always innuedoing when we were together.

[IronLionZion]

60. I like boobies!

I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies! I like boobies!

ever watch crank yankers on Comedy Central? That's Special Ed for you.

[TrogL]

62. but of course

[MrScorpio]

63. Nobody here has a mind dirtier than mine

I am, after all, a Scorpio

We invented dirty.

[Lostmessage]

64. I was thinking more on the level of FILTHY mind

Can I borrow a bar of soap from someone?

LOL

[Aristus]

65. My mind was pure as the driven snow

until I came to DU, and Velma corrupted me. :D

[BritishHuman]

66. Dirty is as dirty does

So I guess I'm pretty dirty, yeah. :evilgrin:

[beevul]

67. Not just dirty...

Smoldering electric lusty ecstatic VIRGO dirty! :wow:

[Padraig18]

68. "raises hand*

:evilgrin:

[populistmom]

69. My dirty mind is my torment

It gnaws on me all day long like a piranha as I try to get things done. But there I sit, thinking and thinking, over and over again about the things I shouldn't do and those I shouldn't be doing those things with. I wish I didn't have to think about it sometimes. Maybe I should fake depression just to get a hold of some Prozac for libido reduction?

[DS1]

70. why not just do them, instead?

It's less expensive than prozac :shrug:

[populistmom]

71. Because I'm married

And I'm trying to be a moral person. On an adventure scale of 1-10, 10 being the most adventurous, I'm probably a 7 or 8 and he's probably a 3 or 4. I try, believe me, I try, but ultimately this, and a plethora of other things, make things a bit frustrating and I end up feeling rejected or weird.

[DS1]

72. don't feel weird

I'd be stunned if you were the only one who wants to do whatever it is you want to do. That's all I have to say about that.