If madinmaryland posts one more Brazillian joke we should revoke his 'COOL DUer' secret membership

[LynneSin]

:grr:

[LostinVA]

1. Since when did he have membership to that?

[LynneSin]

4. Sorry, you were absent that day so I made a judgement call

perhaps I judged wrong

[LostinVA]

5. I don't remember you ever making me a member

:cry:

[LynneSin]

6. It's a secret membership

but you are a member

[Dr. Strange]

43. It was even secret to her. Now that's secret!

Am I a member? Or is that a secret too?

[CreekDog]

17. membership is limited to replicants

:think:

[quip]

8. Ya think?????

:shrug: :wtf: :hi:

[TZ]

2. K+R

Best suggestion of the day!!:applause: :rofl:

[texas1928]

3. I think if he does it again....

He had to tongue kiss Ann Coulter for a Hour.

[madinmaryland]

7. What the heck are you village idiots talking about?

turtlensue is giving LynneSin her daily briefing. She concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" LynneSin exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as LynneSin sits, head in hands.

Finally, LynneSin looks up and asks, "Why are there so many toll booths in Delaware and how much is a brazilian?"

:hide:

[TZ]

11. Oh noes. This one goes to ELEVEN!!!!BWAAAAA...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7559220#7559433

[CreekDog]

18. I'd like to point out that Chris Matthews lives in Maryland

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

21. Are you suggesting the Tweety drives up on the weekends to

see LynneSin?? :wow:

[CreekDog]

23. No, he has a mancrush on you

Not that he acts on it...as far as I know. :evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

25. ..

Chris Matthews is giving CreekDog his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Creekdog exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as CreekDog sits, head in hands.

Finally, CreekDog looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[CreekDog]

29. That's what he said after he gave you your daily...

:rofl:

[TZ]

27. I'd like to point out

That *I* live in Maryland as well Creekbeeotch.:mad: ;-)

However, I do not live in the same county as MiM *phew*:bounce:

[madinmaryland]

39. We have better school systems in my county!!1!!

[LynneSin]

36. Jeff Gannon is from Wilmington Delaware

We all have our embarassments

[madinmaryland]

38. Huh? WTF!

Jeff Gannon/Guckert is giving LynneSin her daily briefing.

I think you all know the rest of the story!

[quip]

9. He has obviously misplaced his medication

The straight jacket and comfy chair might be in order....

[LynneSin]

10. wait, I thought you still had those things

:hi:

[TZ]

12. ...

I'm sure you have a straight jacket you can spare..I know you have extras from the ones DuStrange and I used on ...er gave you....:P :hi:

[madinmaryland]

13. Does that have to do with your yoga?

:hide:

[quip]

40. Clever of me to figure out how to get out of them....

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

14. You mean like this? In GD no less!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2997927&mesg_id=2997989

There! Now the COOL DUer society is a Cowboy fan-free zone! :bounce:

[madinmaryland]

15. Good Catch!!11!! BTW...

:hi:

[CreekDog]

19. Why don't you root for your home team, the Cleve...

The Baltimore Br...Ravens.

;)

[KamaAina]

22. What millennium is that from again?

Clearly not this one. Here's something a bit more au courant:

[madinmaryland]

26. How did the Aint's do this year?

:hide:

[KamaAina]

28. Same as every other year

paper bag-o-licious!

(the Aints avatar is really meant to represent the city as a whole as much as the team, there being no N.O. city flag image available)

[TZ]

30. Where's that picture of Tony Romo crying...

Or better yet, TO crying...:D

[madinmaryland]

34. ..

http://images.todaystmj4.com/images/owens+tony.jpg

:hi:

[CreekDog]

16. yes, retroactive to last month!

and take his EZ Pass too! :spank:

[joeybee12]

20. That should have been revoked YEARS ago!

:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

24. ..

Bill Bellichick is giving Tom Brady his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian linebackers were injured."

"OH NO!" Brady exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Brady sits, head in hands.

Finally, Brady looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Bake]

31. Bellichik doesn't know either!

:rofl:

Bake

[madinmaryland]

35. Of course he knows. He taped the whole incident!

:rofl:

[TZ]

32. Dude...

Are you going for the record on how many times in 48 hrs someone posts that joke? If there is such a record you must be getting awfully close.....:rofl:

[LSK]

33. yeah that joke sux!!!

:D

[madinmaryland]

37. Nice post, tool

[LynneSin]

41. MadinMaryland is so fricking slow in the uptake

:grr:

[GreenPartyVoter]

42. Agreed