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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 02:31 PM
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Every morning before I get to work, my boss changes my homepage to Newsmax.
Because you see, that's HILARIOUS.

:eyes:

I'm gonna start changing his in the afternoon before I leave to DU. :P
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 02:33 PM
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1. I recommend NAMBLA.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 02:34 PM
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2. Oooh! Even better!
But then I'd have to look at the NAMBLA homepage. :scared:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 02:40 PM
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7. Marlon Brando Look-Alikes aren't THAT bad.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 02:34 PM
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3. Change his desktop pic, too
Tubgirl, perhaps?
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 02:37 PM
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4. He is a RW'er...he'd probably like that
:eyes:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:33 PM
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9. He needs GOATSE as his wallpaper
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Sheets of Easter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 02:38 PM
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5. fistinglessons.com would be a funny choice.
:D

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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 02:39 PM
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6. My boss's name is not Ben
:shrug:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 03:09 PM
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8. Or you could change his toilet paper to sandpaper.
Just a thought.

Bake
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:35 PM
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10. Change it to this
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:36 PM
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11. damn
I'd tell mine to keep his damn hands off my computer if he valued his fingers! :D
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wain Donating Member (803 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:22 PM
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12. why does he have access to your PC?
that would worry me a great deal. Not my kind of work environment
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:02 PM
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13. What would happen if you switched two keys on his keyboard?
Maybe some real subtle key changes could mess up his day.
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