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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:29 PM
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Rotating the hair in your fires
One

Never stick your head in the oven, your hair could become part of Mom's apple pie.

Two

Always brush your hair after every drive on the freeway to keep the embers from setting your clothes on fire.

Three

Never, never, never but bug juice on your hair before riding a motorcycle, the friction could cause spontaneous combustion.


That is all.:evilgrin:
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