How many years have you sat on your boyfriends toilet?

[undeterred]

Inside Story on Scoop of the Day: Woman Stuck To Toilet Seat For Two Years

By Mark Fitzgerald

Published: March 12, 2008 4:20 PM ET

CHICAGO The strangest and likely most e-mailed story in many parts today -- on a day when the governor of New York resigned because of a call-girl scandal -- belonged not to New York City's tabloids, but The Hutchinson News in far western Kansas.

"Oh, I knew this one would get picked up," Newsroom Editor Jason Probst said with a laugh.

And how. The News reported the incredibly bizarre case of a woman in Ness City, Kan., who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years -- becoming stuck to the seat as her skin literally grew around it.

For all that time, the boyfriend, whom authorities would not identify, took her food and water, and, he told Ness County Sheriff's officers, begged her to come out. But he apparently never thought to call for help until Feb. 27.

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003724524

[azmouse]

1. wow. It's tough to know what to even say about that. n/t

[KitchenWitch]

2. That is almost as weird as the drug dealer here who just got busted

He apparently was a well heeled drug dealer because he was staying in a luxury Newport Beach hotel for about a year and a half. The weird part is that his girlfriend's body was up in his hotel room (she'd been dead for awhile) kept from decomposing by being on dry ice.

[undeterred]

3. Ugh.

There was a story in our state about a man who kept his dead mother in the freezer for a few years so he could keep cashing her social security checks. I can't remember how the police finally found out about it, but eventually somebody asked to see her and he couldn't produce mom.

[quakerboy]

4. um...

pretty sure that 2 years on the toilet seat is weirder than drug dealer preserves his girlfriends body.

just sayin.

[Suich]

5. Yeah, I think you're right!

It still sounds a little fishy, though.

:shrug: