*** I'm not normally a violent person, but I just gotta tell you something ***

[SKKY]

I would love, I mean love the chance to beat the living crap out of Sean Hannity. He plays like he's this Catholic conservative tough guy, but I think I could take him. At any rate, I'd love a shot. Sorry, just had to vent.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Dude. *I* could take him. *You* would kill him.

[Lex]

14. LOL

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[emilyg]

25. And I would get rid of the body.

[sasquatch]

26. Well yeah, but you'd probably delegate it to Boy Midlo though

Like you usually do.

[petronius]

2. You wouldn't be able to do it

Seriously, he'd be curled up in the corner blubbering and shaking before you finished making a fist. You'd end up buying him a lollipop just to make the tears stop...

Of course, on the radio the next day he'd tell all his groupies that he stared you down and took your candy.

[AlCzervik]

3. i'd buy tickets for that.

he is the biggest assbag ever besides Glenn Beck.

[flvegan]

4. I got your back if need be.

You know that since his punk ass would never fight fair.

I'd be happy to be in your corner.

[SKKY]

7. Fair or unfair...

...that guy needs an ass-kicking. I would love to be the one who gives it to him.

[Steerpike]

31. He'd play to win.

You know he would pull a "Shatner" and break out an iron bar as soon as he knew he was going to get his ass kicked.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I've had fantasies in which I'm 'live' on H&C

and I leap over the desk and just wail the living pig shit out of that motherfucking son of a bitch.

[SKKY]

6. I'd grab him by the tie and shake violently...

...but I'd be afraid of the foreskin rolling back up over his head.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. I'd just beat on him

I dunno what would happen. I do know I'd love to beat him until you couldn't tell his face was a face.

I'm serious — I think I'd go out of my mind with rage. I hate that shit-sucking fuckpie more than I've ever hated anyone.

[HughBeaumont]

21. I'd never go on Fox News.

I'd destroy their sets, toss cameras at their flag graphics and go on a manhunt for Brian Kilmeade. I'd hunt that pubehead down like a starved jackal and then swarm that lamer until he urinates.

*THIS* is for insulting John Kerry!
*THIS* is for insulting Janeane Garofalo!
*THIS* is for working at Faux!
*THIS* is for calling for the arrests and macings of protestors!
*THIS* is for being a puffy little assuck pillow who worships the devil!

[Forkboy]

8. I normally AM a violent person.

Let me do it for you....I beg of you! :)

[SKKY]

11. No, no, no. I want this guy...

[HughBeaumont]

32. LOL!

This would be the theme music to that beating:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8tjchas2I4

[Forkboy]

38. LOL...great uh...song! That'd work.

But I'd prefer to work to these guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ukYkC7Ek-0&feature=related

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

10. I'd back you up

because you KNOW he'd bring a handful of toughs to a 'fair fight'.

[SKKY]

12. Meh. He might bring his toughs...

...I'll bring about 30 highly motivated fast platoon Marines I know here in Spain.

[DS1]

13. Roger

and hey, we're probably the only ones that knew fast is an acronym. I'll take pictures instead. Some nice jaw crushing fists to the face would make great prints.

[SKKY]

16. Let's create a real life reenactment of that Pantera Album cover...

[DS1]

18. There ya go

Vulgar as it is

[Ahpook]

15. Age will get to ALL these motherfucker's:)

It's slow, but works:) Karma? I believe in it.

They are pointless, but dangerous.

They will go away in a harsh way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha1tJ1VT6mk

[SKKY]

17. And all I'm saying is, I would mind being "a harsh way."

[DS1]

19. Too slow

[HughBeaumont]

20. Hannitwat, like any weak loudmouth Conservaturd, most likely doesn't know how to fight.

That Football Field Jaw is way too easy a target. You should cause maximum damage to his doughy body first. Apply hurtin bombs like you're punching with a 20 pound weight in each fist . . . turn that shit's abdomen purple with each wild haymaker he throws, starting with his sides and kidneys and moving up to his lungs and sides. Then when that blanket starts head shaking and looking like he's about to drop, outsource that jaw to Bangalore and dance around his defeated carcass to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZZADbubu0Y

[HughBeaumont]

22. You take Hannity. I'll swarm these two bastard shitters:

I'm fairly certain that after dropping blobby Shitvuto with one punch, adrenaline will take over on Quillmeade up there.

[SKKY]

23. There you go!

Let's clean house. DS1 has already offered to "take care of" O'Reilly.

[Initech]

24. Hannity would snap in half like a twig.

Personally I think, of all the RW commentators, Glenn Beck would be the one to put up a fight. He seems like he'd be stupid enough to try anything.

[pokerfan]

27. A bunch of Ron Paul supporters followed him to his hotel

on the eve of the NH primary and he hid behind the only woman in his party.

[Common Sense Party]

28. I weep for America.

Is this what we've come to?

[Zephyrbird]

29. Oh you could take him, easy!

Give a shot in that smarmy snarling face for me, will you sweetie?

I bet he'd cry like a girl!!!! :cry: mommieeeeeeee there's a sailor picking on me!!

BAFF!! BAFF!! CRUNCH! (that last was his hair cracking).

Zephr

[krispos42]

30. I'd waterboard him.....

...with horse piss.

[LanternWaste]

33. I'm a pretty rational guy, but...

I'm a pretty rational guy otherwise, but I'd pay $20.00 to watch-- and probably bring some beer!

:toast:

[Mad_Dem_X]

34. I would pay to see that fight!

I would love for somebody to beat the living shit out of that guy. And Glenn Beck. And Rush Limpballs. And...well, you get the idea.

[guitar man]

35. you'd wear his ass out

no doubt. I'll let you have Hannity,I want a piece of that shitsack Bill O' Really....:grr:

[DS1]

37. get in line

:D

[lunatica]

36. After all that testosterone

I really need a smoke now!

[The Animator]

39. Hi Agent Mike

To be perfectly honest, I wouldn't be content to bother with the mouthpieces. Is it illegal to wish bodily harm on a Resident that was never elected?

[texas1928]

40. You don't want me in the same room as hannity, o'lielly, any of them...

hannity, I just want to punch him repeatedly in the throat.

Well, let's just say it is not Christian what I would like to do to those assclowns.

[laconicsax]

41. My humble suggestion:

Take a boombox loaded with a copy of "Never Gonna Give You Up." Start playing the song and when he realizes that he's being Rick Roll'd, let the activities commence. What could be more humiliating than getting beat up? Getting beat up while being Rick Roll'd.

[Connonym]

42. The irony of that being that Catholics *should* be rather liberal

on social issues if they follow the teachings of the church. Didn't the pope just make up some new deadly sins with one of them having to do with becoming wealthy in a way that makes others impoverished? I'm a recovering Catholic, I think the church is way out of line with a lot of thinking particularly when it comes to women, homosexuals and really anything sexual, but the official church policy is very liberal when it comes to being opposed to the death penalty, against war, supportive of charity to the impoverished. But then again on the other hand the pope wears Prada shoes while children are starving all over the world. So maybe we should ignore my whole quasi-defense of the church and just say that they're all a bunch of hypocritical bastards.