I cannot stop staring at my co-worker's beautiful ass.

[Tyler Durden]

It is PERFECT; not that the rest isn't pretty good too.

I have a great working relationship with this person, we both love our spouses, and we mesh well. There's no romantic attraction in either direction.

I just cannot keep from staring at her ASS. It's BEAUTIFUL!!

[Tyler Durden]

1. I just did it AGAIN.

GOD it is SO NICE.

[chemenger]

2. Let me be the first to say ...

This post is useless without pictures!!!

But ... there is nothing wrong about enjoying a work of art (or a masterpiece, if you will).

[NewJeffCT]

7. I agree

about this thread being useless without pictures.

[kwassa]

3. She must notice that you are staring at her ass.

Ask her how she feels about you staring at her ass.

Then report back to us.

[Tyler Durden]

11. I am most discrete.

AND she would mention it if she noticed.

I'll be good now.

[kwassa]

12. But didn't the flash from your camera tip her off?

and where are those pictures, anyways?

[Tyler Durden]

13. Oh yeah, like I'm going to risk our work relationship to indulge you pevs!

Use your imagination: about 5'5, maybe 35-26-35, 125 pounds, C cup, 32" inseam.

I'm just guessing, mind.

[kwassa]

16. so, the measuring tape didn't tip her off, either?

and when you picked her up to weigh her?

[TZ]

4. Are you sure

You never worked as a director of safety at a biotech? You sure sound like a guy that I used to work with..except it wasn't just wasn't one person's derrier...it was also low collar lines...;-)

[NewJeffCT]

5. so, you're saying

that you have a perfect ass?

And, aren't low collar lines designed to draw the eye?

:evilgrin:


:hide:

[midnight armadillo]

6. We definitely need a pic to evaluate

.

[TZ]

14. I wish!

It's more like I am the perfect ass...
And as for the low collar line..I should add..sometimes the "no collar line" worked as well..I so wanted to say to him "my eyes aren't down there...".....:D

[NewJeffCT]

15. true

I once dated a woman that liked me from when we met because I was the first guy that didn't talk to her chest first and actually looked her in the eyes when speaking to her.

and, whenever a guy posts that women shouldn't be upset if a guy looks at their chest when they're wearing a "look at my tits" type of shirt, and I usually respond with something like, "but, to a lot of guys, any shirt a woman wears is a 'look at my tits' shirt."

[Tyler Durden]

9. Nope, not me.

I don't have the "Great American Breast Fixation."

Just butts.

[Schema Thing]

8. Hush your mouth!

Don't you tell me that what you're describing isn't "romance"!

[Tyler Durden]

10. Naw. I'm just enjoying the "view."

It's about a 9.5 on my scale. But we really are just co-workers.

LAST thing I'd do would be to SAY anything about it. I have zero romantic thoughts toward her. REALLY.

It's just very, very nice scenery: like appreciating artwork.

[Pryderi]

17. *ahem*