It's not egotistical. It's just proper and right. Y'all need to call me Lord God Rabrrrrrr

[Rabrrrrrr]

and lower your eyes and your heads in my imposing and dreadful presence.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Maybe if you ask us even more nicely..

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

2. Oh dear Lord God.

It's Rabrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

:scared:

[TZ]

3. I can't

There are too many rrrr's in your name for me..How can you be a lord God if I can't even spell your name right...:P

[CreekDog]

4. If I worship at your church

I'll never get to be president! x(

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Piss off, Golden Calf.

Take your little graven images with you.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. Not "Lorrrrrrrd God"??

:hide:

[edbermac]

7. I'm an agnostic.

O8)

[underpants]

8. Ho w ami Going to be able tot ype?

God pLease anser me

[BuelahWitch]

9. And get on our knees?

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. I am never calling anything "Lord God" if they say "Y'all" as you have.

So there.

[LynneSin]

11. No

[lildreamer316]

12. You are ten pounds of holy in a five pound bag.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2993136

[DS1]

13. My Lord God doesn't wear crocs, douchebag.

poseur

[hobbit709]

14. All gods have feet of clay.

Ballad Of The Chrome Nun

Look in the mirror you're lookin' guilty
Did the devil just give you the nod
You may be thinking you're funny lookin'
Well you're right that's right you're plenty odd
But think about it think about it
If you were funny enough
You could play great god

And I would fall down on my knees to you
Fall down flat on my face
I don't have to ask you where you're going
I just sit here laaghing & I watch the race

Nobody needs to baptize me
Anytime I laugh I got religion
Cross my forehead cross my knees
I'll take any good sign I'm a clay pigeon
Nobody needs to baptize me
Anytime I laugh I got religion
And I fall down on my knees to you
I fall down flat on my face

[DarkTirade]

15. There was once a time when I demanded to be referred to only as 'The Almighty One'.

I even had a disciple for a little while.

This was in the computer programming class I took in high school. It was a rather basic (no pun intended) programming class, and I'd been dabbling since I was in 3rd grade. So I just needed to learn the particulars of the language we were using (PASCAL) to do the work, but I already understood just about all the concepts. So I ended up helping everyone else with their work. My typical day in that class was first 5-15 minutes, do my work. For the rest of the first 45 minutes left of the class I'd help everyone else. Then I'd spend the last 45 minutes doing my own thing.

I ended up making my first real game in that class. And my first 2d graphics engine. Ah, good times.