I love reading reviews of bad movies - check out this one for "Never Back Down".

[Pale Blue Dot]

"If you combined The Karate Kid with Fight Club, then threw in a dash of The O.C. and You Got Served then beat it with a stick until it was really stupid, you'd have something twice as smart as Never Back Down."

http://www.film.com/movies/story/reviewneverbackdownshouldneverbewatched/19396920

:rofl:

[lightningandsnow]

1. That is epic lulz.

[terrya]

2. Well, Roger Ebert has a book out with only reviews of bad films

"Your Movie Sucks", which is a great title. :-)

http://www.amazon.com/Your-Movie-Sucks-Roger-Ebert/dp/0740763660/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205515556&sr=1-2

[Richardo]

6. Also: "I Hated Hated Hated This Movie"

It's a few years old, but still hilarious. :hi:

[terrya]

8. Roger was scathing with his review of "Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo"

But then any Rob Schnieder movie brings out the viciousness of a movie critic. :-)

:hi:

[AlCzervik]

3. did you see the review of the new Larry the cable guy movie?

"I never want to see a worse movie than this"
http://www.film.com/movies/story/reviewwitlessprotectionineverwanttoseeamovieworsethanthis/18764339

if you find any of this funny, please rush out and see Witless Protection. And please don't ever do anything that would make me aware of your existence. I prefer not to know.

[DS1]

4. When the comedy revolution comes, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer will be the first ones shot.

From Meet the Spartans

I like this guy
http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/meet-the-spartans/

[Shine]

5. Yes, you and I are the same way in that manner.

there's a critic who writes for the SF Chronicle, named Mick LaSalle and he is absolutely brutal in his descriptive and outrageously funny reviews of movies that SUCK.

Gotta love it! :thumbsup:

:hi:

[Richardo]

7. Mike Nelson (MST3K) on "Twister":

"Twister" was made in the digital realm, where the ones represent incompetence and the zeros represent crap.

From his book "Movie Mega Cheese" :rofl: