ElboRuum
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:26 PM
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I am the Master of Non-Sequiturs, ask me anything! |
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:28 PM
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:31 PM
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3. Harkening back to my days of youth... |
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...I am reminded of a cool brook where I spent my days. The bucolic splendor of it all. *reverie*
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:31 PM
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2. brussel sprout burps are nasty. (n/t) |
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:32 PM
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4. Often, it is the quick who stumble, the sure hand shoots the straightest arrow. |
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Fortunately, I have enough candy to last me a while. Speaking of which, have you seen my wolverine?
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:37 PM
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5. Couldnt tell what you were drawing in the beer can |
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I sure hope the peppers were ripe, but yes he did do it eerily.
:hi:
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:43 PM
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6. Folly comes before the pigeon. How long has it been? |
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Seven... maybe, eight salvos? Too bad he's got the gout, eh? Balderdash.
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:44 PM
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7. When can I have a bionic gear shifter like David Carradine in Death Race 2000? |
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:45 PM
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8. Woo. Pocket Lint! What? Hmm? Oh... |
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In answer to your statement, all I have to say is, what does the King of Spain have to do with any of this?
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:46 PM
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9. How doth the little crocodile |
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improve its haggis hurl...
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:55 PM
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12. Because harmony is best achieved through... |
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...the assiduous application of perseverance, Manzanilla olives, and bedwetting.
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:59 PM
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15. Can I get that in an extra large? |
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Fri Mar-14-08 04:26 PM
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26. The only thing I can tell you... |
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...is that a few people will say that, in the grand scheme of things, Meow Mix isn't all it's cracked up to be. Be that as it may, ironing your shirts MIGHT be the answer, however the gravitational flux indicates a potential for skullduggery.
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:46 PM
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10. Where do you find someone that can read smoke signals? |
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:56 PM
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13. Now that you mention it... |
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I have seen the last few episodes of 24. And because of it, my car tends to veer to the left.
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Fri Mar-14-08 04:39 PM
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29. That actually makes sense to me. |
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:47 PM
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11. No, I refuse to pet the cheese. |
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Fri Mar-14-08 02:57 PM
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14. A wholly riveting platitude... |
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...however, I will take issue with your use of Odor Eaters. I mean, really, have you no biscuits?
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Fri Mar-14-08 03:06 PM
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17. The tube is everything. |
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The science? Nothing. Not even a monkey.
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Fri Mar-14-08 04:30 PM
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28. Only a true Jungian with sarcoptic tail mange... |
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Edited on Fri Mar-14-08 04:32 PM by ElboRuum
...would question the beauty of 100 kilohm resistors dipped in molasses. But furiously, I remain moot, at least until I can remunerate my caterwauling.
On edit: There is a fly in my soup and nirvana shall be mine, but not until my peas have been ensouped. Definitely not until the peas.
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Fri Mar-14-08 05:01 PM
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31. The peas will have their chance. |
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But first! To the rack! We need information on the whereabouts of Commander Barbie and her well-dressed army.
Onward, hahah! Into the foliage!
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Fri Mar-14-08 03:01 PM
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Fri Mar-14-08 04:18 PM
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22. The point of it all is to be humble in the face of smelly cheese. |
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Fri Mar-14-08 03:17 PM
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18. Is it true that "Pepsi" is a palindrome? |
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Fri Mar-14-08 03:30 PM
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20. No, but "Pepsi's pep" is. And it does have a lot of pep... I guess... |
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"Scream thy last scream, old woman with a casket..."
See, I'm no good at this non sequitur thing. I had to use a Syd Barrett quote.
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Fri Mar-14-08 04:28 PM
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It smells nice... not the aging La-Z-Boy but the other thing over there... the gaping pit of hell. Unfortunately, I want ice cream.
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Fri Mar-14-08 04:20 PM
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23. There is little to say on the matter, politically... |
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...The Marquis de Sade was neither a Marquis and neither was he of particular note to Sade.
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Fri Mar-14-08 03:25 PM
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19. WAS Dublin v Kerry 1977 the Best Gaelic Football Game Ever ? |
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Edited on Fri Mar-14-08 03:26 PM by underpants
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Fri Mar-14-08 04:21 PM
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24. There can only be one answer to that question... |
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...there is really no difference between New Coke and the square root of a negative number.
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Fri Mar-14-08 03:33 PM
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21. Will the Cubs be out of it by May again? |
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Fri Mar-14-08 04:23 PM
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25. I've got good news for you... |
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There will be no chance to brood on the fate of olive loaf, for it is a true quisling who marvels at epoxy and says "Whoa, daddy! This is some gooooooood borscht."
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Fri Mar-14-08 04:41 PM
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30. I use Schrodingers to wax my cats every week. |
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I'm uncertain about Heisenbergs. I can never tell if I'm done.
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