I am twice as old as Spitzer's consort.

[Ellen Forradalom]

There is a poster in GD with the unmitigated gall to suggest that I could not possibly be (attractive, hot, beautiful) on the basis of my age alone. Men simply don't find women my age hot. Now, that comes as a great surprise to me, so I'd like your opinion. Based on the following cell-phone photo, I am:

[DS1]

1. horrificallly disfigured. my god, woman

half your face looks like a cycloptic terminator

[Ellen Forradalom]

40. I thought that was all the rage

I'm gonna sue my plastic surgeon.

[Recursion]

2. You left out "smoking make-a-dog-break-his-leash hot"

:)

[ceile]

3. Smokin'!

[underpants]

4. Mmm it depends

What's in the red cooler?


:bounce:

You are nice very nice looking for any age. :P

[NewJeffCT]

5. Back when I was 22 or 23 myself

which is almost 20 years ago, I used to think that there is no way I'd ever find a woman over 30 attractive...

But, I'm 41 now and think my 38 year old wife is still a hot one. (well, she'll be 38 in April.)

and, I voted hot, because I'm a sucker for a woman in glasses, and it looks like you have them on in that pic. But, it's hard to see your face.

[Recursion]

7. Heh... when I was 22 I only dated 40 year olds

And I stand by that decision...

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

6. As a straight, married woman, let me just say you look WONDERFUL!

[JoePhilly]

8. I voted HOT on what I can see ...

But if there is a mustache on that face ... I'll be changing my vote to NOT.

:hide:

[Joey Liberal]

9. Nice rack:).............. n/t

[DarkTirade]

10. I'm a 26 year old man

and I think you're in pretty damn good shape for any age. Can't see your face in that picture, but judging from what I can see, I'd go with 'hot'.

[Guava Jelly]

11. I voted hot

:)

[LanternWaste]

12. Ummm... Ellen?

Ummm... Ellen? You're lucky we don't have the same lunch hour or else I'd be spending it all flirting with you and you'd be spending it all running away.

Seriously, you're hot. I mean HOT. sssssss Hot. Fingers burning, heart on fire, eyes of red-coal hot.

This coming from a guy who has standards too high for his own good.

Don't let that jerk get to you. He's wrong, I'm right and that's all there is to that!

[Cabcere]

13. I think you are much better-looking than me

and I am 22. :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. All right, stop that! STOP THAT!

[Cabcere]

27. Hehe

Thanks man. :blush: :hug: I do think Ellen is pretty darn gorgeous, though! :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. No argument there

But if you keep selling yourself short, I may just have to come out there and prove you wrong.

[Cabcere]

52. Is that a threat or a promise, Mr. Rex?

*eyebrow-waggling smiley* right back atcha, pal! :P :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

56. It's a... uh...

fantasy.

:blush:

[Cabcere]

72. That'll work, too.

:evilgrin: ;) :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

75. Stop torturing me!

:cry:

[Cabcere]

77. I'm sorry, Oed.

:hug:

I was going to find a silly picture to make you feel better, but I couldn't find that one of John Cleese in a bikini that I set as my brother's desktop background one time when he wasn't looking and it was hilarious anything appropriate. :P :pals: :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

78. You could post that one

of the Minister for Home Affairs, who is wearing a striking organza dress in pink tulle, with matching pearls and a Diamanté collar necklace, shoes in brushed pigskin with gold clasps by Maxwell of Bond Street, hair by Roger, and the whole ensemble crowned by a spectacular display of Christmas orchids you with the machine-gun belt and the hips to die for.



:hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

58. Haha! Busted!

You watch yourself! I said that once to someone and VERY INTERESTING things happened as a result!

[MrCoffee]

14. does "oh mien Gott" = DAYUM!!!!

because that's what i voted for it to mean


yowza.

[puerco-bellies]

15. As a almost married man this is probably the last time I get to call a woman a Hottie.

You are a Hottie!!!

[KitchenWitch]

21. Silly, you can still read the menu, you just can't order off of it!

:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

38. Ahahahahaha!

KW you crack me up!

[madrchsod]

16. you`re a cutie

you know you look better than the last time i saw you..looks like the california living is doing you good.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. How 'bout

:wow:



Is that a word?









Or, maybe

[gbate]

18. So am I and I've never been as skinny as you are. Show off!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

43. But I bet you're still a hottie!

:-)

[mainegreen]

20. yeah, I saw that poster. I know for a fact he does not know about what he's talking about.

I've known enough people in that 'biz' when I was younger to know that the money disagrees with him.

He's delusional.

[no name no slogan]

24. I seen him around teh intarnetz

[Ellen Forradalom]

44. "The money disagrees with him?"

not getting you here.

He's annoyed that Spitzer can plunk down that kinda cash for a gal who wouldn't give that lame-o poster the time of day?

[sarge43]

22. Girl, I'm a hetro female, but

you have one hot bod on you.

[no name no slogan]

23. At the risk of sounding like a sexist pig:

I'd hit it. Like the fist of an angry god.

[Ellen Forradalom]

83. Uh-oh, better get on my padded suit then

[dembotoz]

25. hot- General discussion must be blind

[4_Legs_Good]

26. Yow!

And good for you!

I find the notion that a 44 year old cannot be exceedingly hot not only rediculous and plain wrong (evidence above!!!), but kinda un-hopeful, if that makes sense.

I would say that it might be easier for a 22 year old to be "hot", but that a hot 44 year old deserves a helluva lot more respect.

I respect you immensely!!!

David

[Starbucks Anarchist]

28. Hawt.

;)

[Taverner]

29. I dunno, if you go for that whole "drop dead gorgeous" thing I guess

But personally I prefer Women who look like this -->

:P

[boilerbabe]

42. Jocelyn is my role model, too!! n/t

[Ellen Forradalom]

46. Now see, to each his own

Which was the all-too-abstract point I was making to that Lame-Ass GD Poster.

[Taverner]

48. I was joking

You are hot, my friend :)

[Ellen Forradalom]

49. I know you were

Jocelyn, she SCARY.

[Taverner]

54. yes...that she is

But on the other hand, she's happy with herself so who am I to judge?

[RFKHumphreyObama]

31. Well for me, as a 26 year old,

I find older women to be much more attractive both in appearacnce and personality -as a general rule -than women my age

Looking good Ellen:thumbsup:

[against all enemies]

32. A liar. That's not a cell phone in your hand. You could be hot. More pics.

[Ellen Forradalom]

37. Oh, you're right.

I took it a few weeks ago. Sometimes I use the cell phone. D'oh.

[Ellen Forradalom]

94. my cell phone:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

33. Very Hawt!..............

Spitzer's girl has got nothing on you!

[x-g.o.p.er]

34. Hotty Hottenhotts

Very nice pic.

[Ellen Forradalom]

35. Thank you for your affirmations.

It's not just me who thanks you. Everyone who doesn't conform to a limited ideal (age/weight/height/color/religion/national origin/wealth/social status) thanks you.

May I add that there's nothing I love more than a DU post-a-pic thread because I find you all very beautiful and fascinating in your diversity.

[Heathen57]

36. Very, VERY nice

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

You definitely have nothing to worry about. There is a lot going for a woman who is older. In addition to being sexy as all get-out, they have enough life experience to be a good companion.

Many of the young ones (not to insult any young women on here) that I have met just don't have the experience to be interesting out of bed, and sometimes in it.

VIVA MATURE LADIES!! :yourock:

[Shine]

39. Damn, girl!! All that swimming is paying off.

:thumbsup: Definitely HOT.

I'll be the same age as you in a couple weeks and we gotta flaunt it if we got it!


:hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

45. I bet your biking has given you the legs of Tina Turner!

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

41. I met you pre-buff, and I thought you were hot then.

You look GREAT now. :thumbsup:

[Chovexani]

47. Hot.

:loveya:

People are so dumb. I actually feel sorry for people who can't see anyone other than the very boring vanilla standard attractive.

[NewJeffCT]

50. I've always gone for the Capt Kirk standard

as long as it is a female...who cares if she's green?

but, you're way less vanilla then even me, miss priestess of Lloth

(BTW, your drow namesake might be making a return appearance tonight...)

[Chovexani]

51. LOL

Actually, for all my bluster, I'm more of an Eilistraee hippie at heart. :)

Hope you have fun tonight. :)

[NewJeffCT]

62. well

it's fun coming up with challenges for the players - and, they keep coming back, so I must not be sucking too badly.

BTW - my DU-named unicorn might finally be making an appearance, too.

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. I just read the 'real man's posts

and I feel comfortable in saying that while a great many men* would find you sexually desirable, I doubt that he could even secure the services of a prostitute with his fucked-up attitude.









*This is not to imply that I am among said men.









Okay, it is.

[harmonicon]

55. you're a little thin for my tastes, but you don't look bad at all NT

[Ellen Forradalom]

57. lol. Bless you

You prove my point that everyone has his or her own definition of HOT!

[harmonicon]

64. I really meant it too

I'm not into big/fat girls or anything, but a little, let's say "softer", than you is what I go for. As far as the age thing goes.... meh... I don't know. That being said, my girlfriend is 5 years younger than me.

Hell, what do I know? Hot/Schmot, looks are only a very small part, in the end, of why one person falls in love with another person, and that's what matters.

[Ellen Forradalom]

65. My roommate's girlfriend would make Pre-Raphaelite painters swoon with lust

yet she isn't magazine-cover material.

"Hot/Schmot, looks are only a very small part, in the end, of why one person falls in love with another person, and that's what matters."

Indeed, my friend. All my beloved's "flaws" are beautiful to me. I couldn't imagine him without them.

[harmonicon]

68. and I benefit for that

If my girlfriend wanted someone for their looks, I'd be in deep trouble. I'm no freak show, but I'm pudgy and have trouble maintaining bilateral symmetry.

[Ellen Forradalom]

79. Bilateral symmetry is totally overrated

And you need only change your terminology. You are not pudgy, you are abundant.

[Bunny]

59. Yer gorgeous, darlin'!

Smokin'!!!!

:hi:

[KamaAina]

60. D'oh! The cell phone is blocking your face!

probably just as well. If I were to faint here in the office, they'd have to call the paramedics, and there'd be all that paperwork to fill out...

P.S. I know how old "Kristen", is, and I was once considering a math major. So I was able to puzzle out that, come August, unless your birthday intervenes, we'll be the same age...

[Ellen Forradalom]

63. life begins at 40, that's what I say

btw that's not a cell phone, I used a real camera for that pic, not the cell phone, which is my usual photographic device. D'oh

[GoddessOfGuinness]

61. "Men simply don't find women my age hot."

Should be edited to read "Men who are morans simply don't find women my age hot."

You look terrific! :hi:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

66. Men simply do find women your age hot.

I'm a man, you're hot, yabba dabba DO.



:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

67. babe why are you in such good shape? get fat. it will be better for MY self esteem

:loveya:

you are hot.

[Ellen Forradalom]

85. Now I have truly arrived.

Lioness thinks I'm hot :-)

I will never have a magnificent bustline like yours, if that helps.

[laconicsax]

69. Is that really a cell phone?

It looks more like a camera to me.

[Ellen Forradalom]

80. It's a regular camera

I spaced out when I wrote the post.

[Ellen Forradalom]

92. Here's my cell phone

[quakerboy]

70. I refuse to answer

based on a disagreement with the premise of your question.

I have never seen a cellphone like that. I think you are trying to trick us with a real camera photo.

[Ellen Forradalom]

82. It's a regular camera

Sorry, I spaced out when I wrote the post. The cellphone is my usual photographic device.

[quakerboy]

86. I knew it

is that even your real body?

[Ellen Forradalom]

88. Sorry, I spaced out

This is actually me:

[quakerboy]

90. I thought so Ellen

if that is your real name...

[against all enemies]

71. I was just over in Gd-P and it was pretty depressing, cheer us up with another pic.

Do it for your country, the war, the economy, and the in fighting among Democrats, these are trying times. Post a picture of some one else if you want, we don't really care, just keep us away from the Hillary-Obama nuclear war.

[Ellen Forradalom]

84. It's a real race to the bottom there, isn't it?

What slays me is nowadays Al Gore is a Democratic demigod yet eight years ago people talked so much trash about him. We never learn in this damned party, do we?

[Fox Mulder]

73. I'm 25 and I think you're pretty damn hot.

[Robeson]

74. You're hot.

[Jack Sprat]

76. Your feet look pretty cute and your hair looks good,

and your camera is cute.

[Withywindle]

81. HOT.

Who the fuck was that ignoramus who said that? Stupid shit.

[JVS]

87. I can't see you behind all those clothes.

;-)

[Ellen Forradalom]

91. Oh, darned clothes.

Always getting in the way of all the fun.

[Richardo]

89. May I just refer you to my thread on this subject...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7567967&mesg_id=7567967

Lookin' good! :D

[Ellen Forradalom]

93. Hahaha! I love it!

Tex Avery was the MASTER of lust.

[TZ]

95. I would love to have your figure (I'm a bit rounder)

Anyone who insists a woman can't look good simply because of their age is an ignorant asshole.
Also, you are pretty smart and to a lot of men thats just as attractive as looks. Don't let shallow pricks piss you off.

[billyskank]

96. I would.

And I have no idea how old you are.

[Skittles]

97. men like that don't like women who will tell them the truth, Ellen

they want whores

[SalmonChantedEvening]

98. Humna humna humna

You are gorgeous.

:loveya:

Mercy.