So what *I* want to know is: Front to Back, Back to Front, Do You Remain Seated or Have To Stand Up?

[matcom]

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Daisy chain, laying down.

[matcom]

2. you sir are a talented man

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

3. I don't even know what we're talking about.

I'm just making shit up now. :rofl:

[matcom]

4. one word in your reply gives it away!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

5. I am glad I am providing entertainment.

:D

[matcom]

6. check your PM

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Hahahahahahaha!

Original answer stands. :rofl:

[matcom]

10. somehow I just KNEW it would

:D

[quip]

7. I pick up the ball and throw to Who? Naturally.

I pick up the ball and throw to Who?
Naturally.
Naturally?
Naturally.
So I pick up the ball and throw to Naturally.
No, you throw the ball to Who.
Naturally?
Naturally.
Same as you....

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I don't give a damn!

[quip]

15. Oh, he's our shortstop!

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. ...

:toast:

[quip]

18. One of the all-time greatest pieces of literary art!

:toast:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Yup — and you can tell that because

it's been copied so many times. :D

[quip]

20. Yup. Imitation is the sincerest form of

copyright violations. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. I heard a bit riffed from it on teevee years ago

Might've been the Smothers Brothers, but, anyway — it was the same thing, only with bands, like the Who and Yes.

Wish I could remember it or find it somewhere.

[quip]

23. There also was one with Bush and Condi Rice floating around-- I should try to find that

And here it is:


President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here
about the new leader of China .

Bush: Great. Lay it on me.

Rice: Hu is the new leader of China .

Bush: That's what I want to know.

Rice: That's what I'm telling you.

Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?

Rice: Yes.

Bush: I mean the fellow's name.

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The guy in China .

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The new leader of China .

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The Chinaman!

Rice: Hu is leading China .

Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?

Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China .

Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?

Rice: That's the mans name.

Bush: That's who's name?

Rice: Yes.

Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China ?

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China ? I thought he was in the Middle
East.

Rice: That's correct.

Bush: Then who is in China ?

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir is in China ?

Rice: No, sir.

Bush: Then who is?

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir?

Rice: No, sir.

Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China .
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Rice: Kofi?

Bush: No, thanks.

Rice: You want Kofi?

Bush: No.

Rice: You don't want Kofi.

Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Rice: Kofi?

Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Rice: And call who?

Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Rice: Hu is the guy in China .

Bush: Will you stay out of China ?!

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Rice: Kofi.

Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Rice (picks up the phone): Rice, here.

Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China . And the Middle East. Can you Chinese food in the Middle East ?

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. When I do it, I walk around in circles, singing: Ah whoh-ho!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QZ3jqZTMOPw

[matcom]

11. me TOO!

[Arugula Latte]

12. Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?

Repeat.

Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?

Repeat.

Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?

Repeat.

Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?

Repeat.

Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?

Repeat.

Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?

Repeat.

Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?

Repeat ...

:shrug:

[Cabcere]

31. Adam and Eve and Pinch-me

went down to the river to bathe. Adam and Eve were drowned, who d'ya think was saved? :P

[Parche]

13. I'M In 7, Your In 8?

:shrug: :hi:

[quip]

17. AND.... fold or crinkle?

[matcom]

24. oh for the love of gawd CRINKLE!1

or "wad" whichever you prefer :rofl:

[quip]

25. I believe it is a gender thing. I'll bet most women fold.

Shoot! Wad are you talking about? :rofl:

[matcom]

30. got a square?

a square to spare?

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

32. no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square.

[quip]

34. Didn't Elaine go off on that once? I think somebody recently posted a Youtube clip of that scene...

The woman refused to spare a square; she ended up being the flare of Jerr.... :rofl:

[trof]

22. Back to back, and belly to belly.

It was a Zombie Jamboree
Took place in a New York cemetery
It was a Zombie Jamboree
Took place in a New York cemetery

Zombies from all parts of the Island
Some of them was a great Calypsonians
Although the season was Carnival
We get together in bacchanal
And they singing

Back to back, belly to belly
I don't give a damn, I done dead already
Oho back to back, belly to belly
At the Zombie Jamboree

One female Zombie wouldn't behave
See how she jumping out of the grave
In one hand a quart 'er rum
In the other hand she knocking Congo drum
Believe singer start to make his rhyme
The Zombies are racking their bones in time
One bystander had this to say
T'was a pleasure to see the Zombies break away

[quakerboy]

26. Eh

` wtf

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. I am not a lexiphanes, so abnegate your mephitic jejune predicating to the contrary.

[matcom]

29. right. I'll put you down as 'front to back'

:rofl:

[many a good man]

28. I could never figure it out so I just abstain

[BarenakedLady]

33. Easy

I don't stand up at all.

:P

[MrsMatt]

35. good god

I was thinking about theatre seating . . . you're already seated at the aisle, and someone enters your row to sit inside.

For the record, I stand, and face my front to the enteree's back. But sometimes I'll stay seated, if the leg room permits.

[Lil Missy]

36. LOCKING

No sex threads.