OMG....am I drunk

[Rising Phoenix]

who is with me and don't give me that lame excuse that you have a high tolerance

[krispos42]

1. Alas, I am stone-cold sober

But I can be silly anyway!

[suninvited]

3. Nice lol cats

no one pays attention to tags !

[Rising Phoenix]

4. silly rocks

:hi:

[krispos42]

8. This one won me a DUzy...

[Fox Mulder]

2. Not yet.

But I should be.

[Rising Phoenix]

5. yes you should be

its after midnight....what the hell are you waiting for

[vixengrl]

6. Could be.

Had a few glasses of red wine after and with dinner, and also some shots of tequila. But I do have a high tolerance, so I prefer--tipsificated.

[Rising Phoenix]

7. I have a high tolerance too

100% Irish....but you just have to work through that....c'mon now

[Redstone]

9. Well, good for you. Now I DARE you to read this reply to your post, which will follow

here in the body of my reply, following the subject line as it does, and I want you to pay attention now because it's pretty important, especially given that I am, although not the absolute master of, at least right up there in the ranks of the best of, although who it might actually be who ranks these things (I'm not sure that there really is someone or a group of people, but there must be in these days when so many people seem to have so much time on their hands), of those who profess to be able to (or actually can, when provided with the proper provocation), and I count myself among those who actually CAN, as opposed to those who claim the ability but have yet to prove it in any public forum where it can be examined and critiqued by those who should know about such things, but even then those same people may well be suspect because I'm not so sure they'd be forthcoming with proof of their credentials (though they'll be happy to step up and judge other nonetheless, and why do you suppose that is, I ask, even when I know I won't get an answer), no, THOSE people don't have the goods (and yes, I'll grant that if you were British, you'd say "they haven't got the goods" but I'm American and will defend my usage of the term until I get tired of doing so and then go to bed with no definitive resolution being reached, lazy son of a bitch that I am) but THOSE PEOPLE, they'll claim to be able to write (or actually that should read "type" rather than "write" these days, shouldn't it, because who the hell actually WRITES anymore, except for me...I really do, even though I learned to type way back in the old days when dinosaurs roamed the Earth and guys didn't type, but I did anyway and it wasn't easy, back then when men were men and ther were actual non-electric typewriters; not "keyboards," and we had to push those keys down with our MUSCLES, not with any fancy electronic assistance) an extraordinarily run-on sentence that would actually parse, assuming you were bored and weenie-ish enough to actually remember what "parsing a sentence" MEANS, much less remembering how to do so, and let me tell you, out of all the things they tried to make you learn in school that you thought were utterly useless, those thing that made you wonder what the hell you need to learn that thing for, anyway, it's not like you'd ever use that knowledge in real life, parsing a sentence has GOT to be right at the top of the list, and you were absolutely correct in thinking that it was.

How's your head feel now?

Redstone

[Rising Phoenix]

12. I couldn't even read it

you win

[Redstone]

16. OK, I win. Now you have to post another picture of you and your sister.

Redstone

[Rising Phoenix]

19. thats fair

[Redstone]

20. Thank you. Were I a younger man, and not happily married as I am....

Redstone

[DarkTirade]

33. Well I'm single so I'll say it...

Hawt! :P

[Rising Phoenix]

35. why thank you

[Rising Phoenix]

34. you asked for it

[Redstone]

36. Oh, I did. And I appreciate your answer.

Redstone

[Ellen Forradalom]

10. Had a nice glass of wine.

May be driving later, so I have to take it easy.

[DarkTirade]

11. This beer is making me sober up...

What is wrong with me? :cry:

[Rising Phoenix]

13. dude....

why can't you get drunk....c'mon now.....

[DarkTirade]

14. I think I'm gonna switch back to the whiskey... see if that'll work.

:P

[Rising Phoenix]

17. keep on trying

I'm here with you....:beer:

[DarkTirade]

23. Y'know, originally I thought Bushmills was really just for mixing with stuff

and if I wanted to drink good straight whiskey I'd go for some nice scotch or something... but I think I've changed my position.

Bushmills is pretty good straight up. :)

[XemaSab]

15. I'm out of money and out of alcohol

:(

[Rising Phoenix]

18. that is so sad

:cry:

[Contrary1]

21. I wouldn't want to be you tomorrow morning...

which will be the morning immediately following the one I was what you will be. Two days in a row is too much.
I know what you're thinking right about now.:wtf: did she just say?

[Rising Phoenix]

22. I don't want to be me tomorrow morning either

hopefully I'll sleep through it.... I'll let you know

[krispos42]

27. I bet you'll wish you were me tomorrow.

Despite two serious attempts, I have never had a hangover.

:P

[Rising Phoenix]

31. I know I will have one....but it was worthe it

[DarkTirade]

24. I have made a second scientific discovery about Bushmills triple-distilled irish whiskey tonight.

After a certain amount, it tends to impair one's sense of balance.

[Rising Phoenix]

25. very astuste

[DarkTirade]

26. Thankfully despite the slightly higher than average alcohol content in my body

my reflexes were more than up to the task of preventing my face from smacking into my keyboard.

It was a close call though. :P

[Rising Phoenix]

28. dude, get stumuliy and say inappropriate things

fuck church and play

[DarkTirade]

29. ... but I say inappropriate things already when I'm sober.

:P

[Rising Phoenix]

30. so say something inappropriate now

[DarkTirade]

32. Can't, too busy watching porn and drinking.

:P

[MrsBrady]

37. as of this post i am working on my first glass of cabernet...

thinking about a second.

[Rising Phoenix]

38. go for the second

why so late

[MrsBrady]

40. we don't keep it in the house

if we REALLY want it, we have to go get it.

...and I didn't think about it...my husband had been working in the garage all day on different stuff.
I guess he just felt like it, and decided to go get some.

He just poured me a second glass just now :)

[Inchworm]

39. Not as think as I drunk I am

actually I'm holding it together perdy good for a Sat and may even goto sleep in 10-20mins :P

:toast:

[NJmaverick]

41. Mild buzz

Wasn't drunk though