Suppose a lion converts to Judaism.

[Boojatta]

If the lionesses kill an animal without using the appropriate kosher methodology, then would the lion refuse to eat it?

[Tektonik]

1. I'm sure a lioness could convince any rabbi that something is kosher instead of not

[TZ]

2. The real question is....

Has that male lion had a bris or not?:silly: :hide:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. They pixellated his thingie on CNN so you can't tell.

[sarge43]

5. Who would/could bris an adult lion?

:wow:

[TZ]

6. a hyena with a grudge?

You asked!!!:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

7. I did.

Well, a hyena would be about the only creature brave or nuts enough to try. :woohoo:

[Recursion]

8. A cape buffalo

A cape buffalo can run down and trample a lion to death.

[sarge43]

9. I know they're bad news when annoyed,

but I didn't know they'd take on lions -- and win.

[Recursion]

10. I've seen on YouTube...

...a cape buffalo drinking some water. Two lions attack it. It starts pounding both of them when a crocodile comes out of the water and starts trying to drag it in. The buffalo finishes smacking the lions, turns around, and beats the crocodile back to the cenozoic era. Then it calmly walks back into the herd.

[sarge43]

13. Hmmm

A Dem candidate for POTUS or at least Speaker of the House? I'd loves me some Repugs beaten back to the Cenozoic era.

[Recursion]

14. Well, if Caligula could make a horse Consul...

...I'm sure we could find a way to get a gnu on the national ticket. I don't think the Constitution states a candidate for President must be human, just American-born and over 35. Can we find an American-born gnu that is at least 35 in gnu-years?

[CreekDog]

4. That would make it the Lion of Judah

damn you guys are slow! :dunce:

[siligut]

11. I'm not going to fall for it. nt

He can eat the meat, he just can't drink the blood. Lion of Zion.Lion of Zion.Lion of Zion.Lion of Zion.Lion of Zion.Lion of Zion.Lion of Zion.Lion of Zion. Aw crap.

[CreekDog]

15. not on Friday

it's Lent. :think:

[TZ]

16. I'll just Passover that remark....

Silly CreekDog these are Jewish Lions!!:P

[CreekDog]

17. are you on a roll or something?

:rofl:

damn you! (he he I'll never get to be president now...)

[Boojatta]

21. Show me a lion that refuses to consume blood and I'll show you a lion that converted to Judaism...

or maybe I'll just show you a lion that's a Jehovah's Witness.

[Boojatta]

22. Fall for what?

:think: You need to subtract the light bulb from this Smilie.

(I couldn't find any question mark smilies.)

[meow2u3]

12. First, the lion would have to be circumsized

Then the lion would kill the rabbi for circumsizing him :evilgrin:

[keroro gunsou]

20. not the rabbi

the mohel...

remember kids, the rabbi gets the fee
the mohel gets the tips :D

[laconicsax]

18. You're assuming that the lion keeps Kosher.

[leeroysphitz]

19. Suppose an iron statue of a lion converts to rastafarianism and then

moves to Ethiopia and spends its life preaching that Haile Selassie I is god incarnate?

Who might then be inspired to write a song or two?

[lightningandsnow]

23. My family is Jewish

and they all eat bacon and other non-kosher things.

I'm the godless/pagan one, and I don't - I'm a pescetarian (I eat shellfish, though).

Irony is wonderful.