Who is Kerry more likely to have an affair with?

[Renew Deal]

[DuctapeFatwa]

1. Fox could do a new reality show: "The Simple Campaign"

about the struggles of an ordinary heiress with stringy bleached hair can beat the odds as the rumored mistress of an ordinary millionaire politician with some hair issues of his own, and generate additional revenues for a host of questionable media outlets even though she was born without a butt and her chihuahua is said to be something of a libertine.

[southpaw]

2. Grovelbot

There are pictures...

Here comes the shit rain.

[daytondem]

3. Why is Paris Hilton listed twice?

[Qutzupalotl]

4. Front & back?

[KamaAina]

5. For the record, the Pats cheerleaders are known as...

the Spirits of New England.

Hey, they could be the St. Louis Rams' "Embraceable Ewes"!! (groooooaaaan)

[MaineDem]

6. What, I'm not on the list?

Now I'm gonna pout.

;)

[onebigbadwulf]

7. Where's the Ruport Murdoch option?

He has already, paid him more than enough for a hot an heavy affair.

[IronLionZion]

8. but Robb is a dingbat! n/t