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Fri Feb-13-04 06:38 PM
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Poll question: Could you eat human flesh? |
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For some reason the other day I was thinking about that movie "Alive". For those of you not familiar with it http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/0/2aa63525f893bfa78825677d001bd026?OpenDocumentSo if you had to choose between starvation and cannibalism... Well... could you?
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Fri Feb-13-04 06:39 PM
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Is it free range, organic human?
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Fri Feb-13-04 06:47 PM
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Shit, that was funny. Thanks!
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Fri Feb-13-04 06:39 PM
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2. With all due respect... How would any of us know until we were starving |
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Fri Feb-13-04 06:40 PM
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the way things are going.
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Fri Feb-13-04 06:40 PM
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4. Evidently, Robb is still a dingbat |
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Fri Feb-13-04 06:41 PM
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Fri Feb-13-04 06:42 PM
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6. Ever hear of the right-wing Colorado Republican Cannibal? |
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A judged sentenced him, saying something like, "There were four Democrats in ______ County, and you ate all of them!"
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Sat Feb-14-04 01:07 AM
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Fri Feb-13-04 06:43 PM
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7. Of course I eat human flesh, i'm a left-winger. Don't you watch Fox? |
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Fri Feb-13-04 06:47 PM
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8. I've never eaten any flesh, life long veg here |
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so not to skirt the moral issue, but I would assume that it is a non-issue for me. If I was to the point where I was starving so badly that I would have to eat flesh, the resulting sickness from trying to consume meat for the first time, would probably kill me.
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Fri Feb-13-04 06:51 PM
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9. I've smelled burning flesh before- worst smell ever |
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Why chicken flesh smells so good burnt, i have no clue.
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Fri Feb-13-04 07:07 PM
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12. See, you need to kick it up a notch. |
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Just a little seasoning, and bam!
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Fri Feb-13-04 08:07 PM
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And you don't have to answer this if it's not appropriate...
I can't help but be curious under what circumstances you smelled burning flesh...
Maybe it's a bad question.. if so I am sorry.
Heyo
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Fri Feb-13-04 06:53 PM
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Fri Feb-13-04 07:05 PM
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11. 2/3's would eat people? |
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Remind me to never get on a plane with you guys. ;)
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Fri Feb-13-04 07:08 PM
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13. When's your next flight? |
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Are you lean, yet not stringy?
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Fri Feb-13-04 07:09 PM
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14. Stop looking at me like that... |
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Edited on Fri Feb-13-04 07:10 PM by POed_Ex_Repub
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Fri Feb-13-04 07:41 PM
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15. Sure, I'm a humanitarian! |
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in extremis, yes, you bet, filet Manyon works for me.
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Fri Feb-13-04 07:49 PM
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16. Well, to those who wanted the sex threads banned, isn't this lovely? |
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Now we've got cannibalism threads! :-) And that leads to a joke I ain't gonna say... :D
I'll die, don't pass the acquaintance, thanks all the same...
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Fri Feb-13-04 08:05 PM
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I think my will to live would take over...
If it means living if I do it, dying if I don't, pass the ketchup.
If I'm with some people and we're ever stranded stranded, and I die first, they're are welcome to chow down.. I'm a pretty skinny guy, so hopefully it doesn't happen over thanksgiving...
-Heyo
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Sat Feb-14-04 12:57 AM
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20. Psst.. If you're offended, don't click on the thread |
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It's not like I disguised the subject line or anything. :shrug:
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Fri Feb-13-04 08:12 PM
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19. I'd rather eat Johnson, sir. I like my meat is little more lean... |
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He's not kosher--Well, it depends on how we kill him.
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Sat Feb-14-04 01:06 AM
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How would it be prepared?
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Sat Feb-14-04 01:13 AM
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23. I would rather die!!!! |
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I have a major aversion to even the idea of eating human flesh, but even stronger, I am phobic about being eaten (not including sexual definitions;-) ). When my ex and I watched the movie, I made him promise that if our plane ever crashed, and he thought I wouldn't survive, he had to carry me far away, and bury me so no one could find me. But after thinking about it, that wasn't good enough, because bugs and animals could still find me, and that really creeped me out too. I also decided that when I die, I want to be cremated because I don't want natural decomposition to take place (bacteria, bugs, etc... YUCK!!!!!!)
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Sat Feb-14-04 01:33 AM
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24. Tastes just like kitten... |
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Seriously, read In the Heart of the Sea by Nathaniel Philbrick. A great tale of survival and cannibalism.
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Sat Feb-14-04 05:32 AM
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so I would just starve to death. :shrug: :-(
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Sat Feb-14-04 04:38 PM
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:puke:
For some reason, I'm not so sure that we're not already eating people.
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Sat Feb-14-04 04:43 PM
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27. Sure if I had to. I could even prepare it. |
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Sat Feb-14-04 04:45 PM
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I want the adrenochrome rush.
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Sat Feb-14-04 05:04 PM
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Where did you think the term "Long Pig" came from? |
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Interesting term, but I had no idea we'd taste like ham....
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