Weehoo! I just got a scanner. What body part should I scan first?

[DarkTirade]

And before you ask, no. I'm not scanning that. I make a habit of not putting my junk inside any electronic devices, no matter how harmless they may appear. And I'm not gonna scan my feet, because with my luck the picture would end up on some fetish website without my permission.

[fizzgig]

1. ...

:(

uhm....lessee....i guess hand will do....i am such a sucker for hands :D

[DarkTirade]

2. And yet I only see one vote...

and it's not for the hand. :P

[fizzgig]

3. whooooooooops

forgot to vote

:P

[DarkTirade]

6. Riiiiiiiiiiight.

:P

[fizzgig]

7. is this where i say something about my bunk?

:shrug:


:P

eta: and i have now voted :P

[DarkTirade]

8. Depends...

is Elrond reading this? :P

[fizzgig]

12. nope

and even if he were...well...let's say there's nothing there anymore

[DarkTirade]

13. Awww, I'm sorry. I didn't know that.

:hug:

[fizzgig]

14. no worries

:hug:

[DarkTirade]

15. ... and now I have to resist the urge to make a crass 'So... you're single now?' comment.

It's very difficult for me not to be crass. :P

[fizzgig]

16. nothing wrong with crass

:P

[DarkTirade]

17. Well in that case...

"So you're single now?" :P

[fizzgig]

19. lol

actually, no...but it was worth a shot, right? :P

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. Yer hair, of course

[DarkTirade]

5. Ah, of course.

Were you the one who voted 'Other'? If so, I'll see if I can turn that one into 'Hair'.

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Ayuh, that was me :^)

[TZ]

9. You guess how I voted!

Prolly not too hard...;-)

[DarkTirade]

11. Well... signs seem to point to option #3...

:P

[DarkTirade]

18. Goin' to sleep, I'll check on the results tomorrow. :)

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

20. Just so you people know...

I'm a little out of shape, and my bum isn't that nice right now. :P

[Perry Logan]

21. The brain. You should always start with your brain.

[DarkTirade]

23. ... but I can't fit the scanner up my nose.

:shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

22. I'm an old lady

and a pevvy one at that.

:P

[DarkTirade]

24. Y'know, I never actually said I'd post the pictures... :P

So all this voting for my bum might be for naught.

[BarenakedLady]

28. Good point...

Damn it!

x(

[DS1]

25. taint

[DarkTirade]

30. ... 'tain't no way.

:P

[Bake]

26. Prediction: Nekkid scanner rampage in the offing.

Bake

[DarkTirade]

31. Hey, as long as no weird bodily fluids get on my scanner, whatever happens happens.

:)

[TZ]

34. You know, I've had a scanner for ages...

and I never thought to put it to any inventive use...hmmmm. Getting some interesting ideas here.

[MrCoffee]

27. I think you meant FFD700

Just sayin...

[DarkTirade]

29. I went with plain yellow.

[DarkTirade]

32. Well, since I can't really post the first place winner...

I'll have to just post the second. :P

Extra points if you can find the three visible split ends in this picture.

[Sock Puppet]

33. that is so not what we voted for

[DarkTirade]

35. Hey, I asked people what I should scan first.

Not what I should post. :)