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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 02:52 PM
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OK folks! Here is your appropriate lounge thread for the day...
On January 24th, 2009, in the oval office of the new Democratic president:

The Secretary of Defense is giving the President the daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

The President's staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "One Brazilian is too many! I am glad that we are beginning to draw down our presence in Iraq and put an end to this long national nightmare."

:evilgrin:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 02:57 PM
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1. Hmm, borderline call.
Oh well, I'll give you the benefit. This time.

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 02:58 PM
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2. haha.
I think that's funny
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 03:01 PM
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3. ...
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Sock Puppet Donating Member (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 03:02 PM
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4. I don't think that you're proving the point you think you're proving.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 03:03 PM
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5. Ha HA! Kicked and RECOMMENDED!
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Sheets of Easter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 03:12 PM
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6. At least you're consistent.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 03:22 PM
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7. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
We will brook no Lounge Nazis here!! A line must be drawn in the sand!!

Bake
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 03:25 PM
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8. you know
someone PM'd me (the very last person I would expect) and said this bit of wisdom..."If you leave, they win". Pretty convincing.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 03:29 PM
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10. It's worse than that
If you leave, the TERRAISTS win!! Seems to me the ones crabbing about it aren't regulars anyway. Screw 'em. OK, not literally.

Bake
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 03:29 PM
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11. I'll join you on the fuckin' barricade.
This is getting ri-fucking-diculous.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 03:26 PM
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9. Droll.
I shall alert the appropriate poo pooers.
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