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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 04:29 PM
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Yeah, we are definitely in a recession... no doubt about it
Yesterday a stripper told me she was broke. You know when even strippers are having trouble making ends meet that we're in a recession. Millions of horned up men everywhere do not have money to spend on lap dances. They can't even come up with a few singles to stuff in a g-string! It's a shame.

What's the world coming to?

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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 04:32 PM
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1. We are well and truly screwed.
And we can't even afford to get a lapdance to make up for it.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 04:32 PM
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2. Meh, she probably spent it all on meth, wide-mouth Mickey's
and getting her nether regions tattooed and pierced for the 23rd time.



:P



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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 04:33 PM
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3. when the prostitutes have trouble making ends meet it'll be a depression.
In more ways than one.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 04:33 PM
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4. Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies.
There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 04:36 PM
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5. Ha! you said "shrubberies"
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 06:46 PM
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6. Whose 'Ends' Are they trying to meet?
Edited on Wed Mar-19-08 06:46 PM by Parche
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 08:15 PM
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7. If I answered that I doubt I would escape here alive
:)
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