Top Chef, Episode 2 Starts NOW!!

[bicentennial_baby]

:D

EST, of course. :P

[GOPisEvil]

1. Ha! **SPOILER**

Mr. Jittery can't count to 5. :D

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2. !

:rofl:

That was funny.

[GOPisEvil]

3. In his own lingo: what a dumb motherfucker

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

4. I want to punch Mr. Jittery in the face. Hard.

He annoys me. A lot.

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5. Will table decor be scented candle redux?

:o

[GOPisEvil]

6. Who wants to put a turd in their mouth?

LOL!!

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7. This challenge is looking rough!!

Ouzo glacier?!

:wtf:

[GOPisEvil]

8. These people NEVER learn.

Stop trying to impress someone and cook some tasty food.

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9. And Wylie Dufresne will be too polite, as always...

He's no fun.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Why can't they be like Bourdain and DiSpirito?

"It's not just the gnocchi that's dense". :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Sigh...Gail, why'd you go and marry someone else?

x(

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12. Do you really want to live with "Burnt, dry, brown,

rubbery eggs!" ?

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

13. !!

:rofl:

I could get used to being the egg chef in the family. ;)

[bullwinkle428]

23. I cook eggs every weekend, and ALWAYS think of her comments

on how essential it is to avoid that outcome, as I'm watching them cook away in my skillet! :rofl:

Just keep that burner heat low...who cares if it takes an extra 5 minutes!

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24. The force of Gail be with you!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

14. I bet BEAR wins the text vote!!

:rofl:

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15. Ya think?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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16. zOMG!!!

:wow:

[GOPisEvil]

17. Mr. Jittery won?!

Ah, good for him. He's just annoying, not an asshole, so it's all good, I guess.

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18. I love that "fake Hung" aka Dale

is in the bottom. :D

[GOPisEvil]

19. I'm not feeling Nikki's glasses.

Fake Hung is throwing her under a fleet of busses. :D

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20. Oh! And now the ladies throw one of their own under the bus!

Drama! This could be a good season :D

[GOPisEvil]

21. I should have waited to call Madrone.

:P

I'm missing it. :D

[johnnie]

22. What happened to that Eric dude?

Oh, he's there..forget it

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25. 62% for Bear!!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

26. Only 62%?

I'm disappointed. :P

[GOPisEvil]

27. Bye Valerie!

:hi:

The thing she made tonight did NOT look appetizing.

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28. Blinis too early...

:cry:

wheat from the chaff...on we go to next week. I'm just waiting for fake Hung to get knocked off. And for the lesbian couple to prevail!! :D

[GOPisEvil]

29. Can we have Casey back?

I miss her. :D

Gail...Casey...Gail...Casey...

I may need a moment to myself. :P