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Thu Mar-20-08 08:40 AM
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Monkey bread is made neither with nor by monkeys
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Thu Mar-20-08 08:57 AM
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1. Girl Scout Cookies do not contain even a trace amount of actual Girl Scout. |
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:14 AM
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2. You cannot drink soda crackers. |
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:15 AM
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3. And Baked Alaska was developed in New York. |
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:43 AM
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8. French Fries too I believe |
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:16 AM
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4. Satan has nothing to do with deviled ham or eggs...until AFTER you eat them. |
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:31 AM
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5. and Porcupine Meatballs? No porcupine. |
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:33 AM
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6. And come to think of it..I really doubt Angels eat cake. |
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:39 AM
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7. Soylent Green is PEOPLE! |
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:44 AM
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9. And hot dogs don't contain... |
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...well, can't say for certain, now that I think about it... :puke:
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:46 AM
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11. another reason to eat soy hot dogs |
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although I hear they put in soy lips and butts, and even the occasional tofu rat just to keep things honest.
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:47 AM
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12. soy hotdogs...they contain no ass, they only taste like it. |
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Edited on Thu Mar-20-08 09:48 AM by youthere
I have yet to find a soy hotdog that tasted good...and trust me..I've been trying. It's the one true craving I have from my meat eating days.
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Thu Mar-20-08 10:16 AM
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21. I think they're pretty good, actually - some brands more than others |
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but then I put a lot of condiments and stuff on mine, so the dog is almost more of a vehicle for that.
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:52 AM
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16. along that same vein...Catsup contains no cats. |
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:45 AM
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10. At the risk of being obvious let me just say...Spotted Dick. |
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Thu Mar-20-08 10:07 AM
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20. oh shoot, you said it before me. |
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:49 AM
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13. Wiener Schnitzel does NOT contain wieners....or people from Vienna. |
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Edited on Thu Mar-20-08 09:54 AM by youthere
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:50 AM
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14. olive oil comes from olives, sunflower oil from sunflower seeds.....so what is up with baby oil |
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Thu Mar-20-08 10:00 AM
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but it is all handled through Texas for some reason :shrug:
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Thu Mar-20-08 10:24 AM
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23. I dont even want to think about baby crude (or crud) |
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Thu Mar-20-08 09:51 AM
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15. sweetbread is neither. n/t |
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Thu Mar-20-08 10:02 AM
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Thu Mar-20-08 10:05 AM
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Eggplant is not that tree in your neighbor's yard with the multicolored plastic eggs hanging off of it.
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Thu Mar-20-08 10:28 AM
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because breading that thing look like it was going to be a mother
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Thu Mar-20-08 10:23 AM
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22. Contrary to poular belief, sandwiches contain no trace of sand. |
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They were, however, originally hand-made by KitchenWitch. So they really should be called "handwitches."
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