Why don't they make a chocolate Christ on a motorcycle?

[bif]

I saw a chocolate Easter Bunny on a motorcycle the other day. So why stop there?

[lightningandsnow]

1. Better yet, on a raft,

giving a new meaning to the expression "Jesus H. Christ on a raft!"

[DS1]

2. served best upside down in a tall glass of

milk

[jobycom]

3. With a tuxedo teeshirt. nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Heebus doesn't ride

He back-packs.

[mikeytherat]

5. I prefer Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick:

mikey_the_rat

[youthere]

10. See now, I like Jesus H. Christ on a trailer hitch better.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. I thought he was supposed to be on a

trailer hitch? :shrug:

[meow2u3]

8. Please see post #5

Jesus Christ is on a trailer. He was too big to fit on the hitch.

[meow2u3]

7. They do make chocolate crosses

But I doubt the cross could fit on a motorcycle.

[laconicsax]

9. Even better, they should have him jumping over a vat of peanut butter filled with chocolate sharks!