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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 04:50 PM Original message |
Wow. So a couple broke into a church to have sex on the alter |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
1. There's gotta be a cross vibrator available somewhere on the Internet |
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PleadTheFirst (451 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 04:55 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. I have no idea ... |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:27 PM Response to Reply #3 |
19. Jackhammer Jesus? |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 04:57 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. I googled "Christian sex toys" and got this: |
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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:04 PM Response to Reply #4 |
12. OK You really want me to get banned....... |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:06 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. haha! |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:11 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. How do you think she stayed a virgin so long? |
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Political Heretic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
2. thats hawt |
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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
5. You are no worse than I am |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
6. A communion set has a lot of gold, they might have been planning robbery instead of trespassing |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
7. I heard he fucked her in the apse. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:01 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. !! |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:03 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Yup |
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Greyskye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:20 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. Did you see why? |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:32 PM Response to Reply #10 |
23. The whole affair got a little crazy in the end |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:03 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. Did she play with his nave? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
8. "North Prong"? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
15. The church's name is Mount Zion Primitive Baptist Church |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
17. North -Prong- Cemetary Church? |
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StrongBad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
18. You gotta love the guy's "she made me do it" explanation |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:27 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. that had to be my favorite part.... |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
21. Dude's got an otherworldly eye |
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theredpen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
22. Who hasn't done this at least once? |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
24. I Heard Her Yelling "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God" |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-20-08 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
25. I've had sex in a church |
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