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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 07:41 PM
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Minister claims to hold Cheeto that looks like Jesus praying
Edited on Fri Mar-21-08 07:42 PM by KC2
Just thought the Lounge would want to know about this! lol

:rofl:




http://www.kvue.com/news/top/stories/032108kvuecheese-eh.1037049f.html

Snack or holy symbol?

Minister claims to hold Cheeto that looks like Jesus praying

08:27 AM CDT on Friday, March 21, 2008

By Jeremy Desel / 11 News

HOUSTON -- People come to Memorial Drive United Methodist to worship, to feel close to God.

You might expect to see Jesus in a place like this church.

"They are searching for something. Looking for something,” said youth minister Steve Cragg.

Still, he never expected what he saw when he came across a certain snack food.

"It does have an image of Jesus with his arms out. Praying,” said Cragg. “It's just pretty cool.”

No shock to find a symbol of Jesus in a church. But Cragg did not find this Jesus hanging on the wall; he found it in a bag of Cheetos.

"When I first saw it. Oh, it kind of looks like a dog or something with the two legs. Then I turned it on its side. I was fixing to eat it,” said Cragg. “And that is the image I saw. I don't think the heavenly choir actually started singing, but in my mind they did."

The chip has quite a reputation here. Some call it The Cheeto. Others call it J Cheeto.

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HuffleClaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 07:48 PM
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1. looks like an orange 'swamp thing' to me n/t
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 07:50 PM
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2. lol!
Personally, I always pictured Jesus as having better legs!! ;-)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 07:53 PM
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3. ZOMG!! Fetal pig Cheeto!!!1!
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 07:55 PM
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5. ROFL!
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 07:54 PM
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4. wow, who knew jesus had such a fat ass
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 07:56 PM
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6. omg
:rofl:

We are all going to hell, for doing this on Good Friday, you know?!

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 07:58 PM
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7. actually he's going
THEY CUT OFF MY FUCKING HANDS!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!



AND MY LEGS!!!!
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 08:00 PM
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8. Maybe the minister had "just a nibble"!
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