so i step outside of my cabin tonight (i live in the ozarks)...

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and there must have been like a hundred ducks in the big pond that is just a football field east of me. obviously having a party (do ducks drink alcohol?) and carrying on like it is spring break!

quack, quack, QUACK!, Quack, quacK, quack... etc. laughing their asses off.

does anyone here speak duck? i would love to know what they are so happy about. hell, i wish i could join them...

[mwdem]

1. Apparently, Spring is in the air.

Welcome to DU!!:hi:

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10. thank you. nt.

[fudge stripe cookays]

17. Except in Milwaukee....

where we just had the biggest blizzard of the entire winter! It snowed from about 5 AM to midnight; vhat a mess!

And the day before, it was getting up in the 40s and I was driving around with my windows down! It took reprehensor half an hour to dig the car out this morning. :cry:

I want ducks back!

[Longhorn]

2. What a great image!

I want a cabin in the Ozarks next to a pond! :)

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9. i just stumbled upon this place...

as i ran away from society. america is abandoning farms. if you don't mind living a million miles away from everything it can be pretty cool.

this is the view out my kitchen window to that pond...




and them ducks party as we speak. i'll probably have duck puke all over my place come morning...

[zanne]

16. And little tiny beer cans. nt

[laylah]

3. They were laughing

because duck season is over. Actually, their quacking was probably their version of "neener"! Welcome! Been to the Ozarks many a time, dad used to live there. It is a lovely place. Lucky you.

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. They're protecting you

[Robeson]

5. Wait, I thought bigfoot always hangs around cabins in the Ozarks...

...:shrug:

[Fox Mulder]

7. Bigfoot was partying with the ducks.

[Robeson]

12. I swear, bigfoot is just one big sweetie, playing with the ducks and all...

...:-)

[leeroysphitz]

6. Don't mention Duck Info around DS1.

Unless you have to.

[DBoon]

8. They would not have been so happy

if you had been holding honey and curry powder

With a lit barbecue nearby ...

[Flaxbee]

11. my husband is fluent in Duck, but he'd have to hear them ---

the written translation - quack quack quack - doesn't help. He also just told me he speaks only Latin-based Duck, not Chinese or German or .... Though he is fluent in Goose in almost all dialects.

Maybe if you get a recording?

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13. "Though he is fluent in Goose"

luck you...

[Flaxbee]

14. lol!

rofl rofl rofl

you know, I hadn't even heard it that way... :D :blush:

[trof]

15. Spring has sprung, the ducks do quack.

Gather ye rosebuds and vote for Barack!
I just hadda.
;-)

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

18. Send 'em to a pond near me

Watch 'em bounce their stupid feathery butts off the ice. See if they find that funny.

:rofl:

(we don't have that many ducks. We have Canada Geese, just as loud, but sometimes have an attitude.)

:rofl:

You got any weed growing next to the pond? Ducks might like that.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

19. I would have to actually hear it live.

I'm afraid from your terrible accent they are saying something about cheese and a toilet, and I doubt that's what they were celebrating.
Duckie

[RetroLounge]

20. Got a Duckolator?

Maybe Oscar is not using his.

RL