I can play the guitar like a middle-aged white guy who's only played for a year

[Rabrrrrrr]

:P

[DarkTirade]

1. I can play guitar like someone who's self-taught

and has only ever owned an acoustic guitar until now. :P

[zanne]

2. Can you play one song all the way through?

And do you torture people with it at parties?

[TZ]

3. I can play the guitar like someone who has never played

before.I rule! (or should that be I suck!):rofl:

[Orsino]

4. My own style is very similar...

...though I've been playing for nearly thirty years, and am therefore a true master of the form.

[RadiationTherapy]

5. G and D, baby, G and D

G D
Early in the mornin


G D
Risin to the streets


G D
Light me up that cigarette


G D
And I strap shoes on my feet.

[RadiationTherapy]

6. Ay! WTF!?

The Ds are spaced and go at the end of the line.

Lemme format my own text, dammit!

[DarkTirade]

12. When you post there's a checkbox if you want to format your messages as plain text.

Like this.        Loooooooooong spaces....            woooo...

[RadiationTherapy]

14. I was never much of a detail man

'Cept in the bedroom, mon amie!

[DarkTirade]

19. I would say 'too much information!'...

but you didn't actually provide any details... :P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. I can play guitar like a radio.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. Yeah, and you need to practice.

GG,C,D

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. FREE BIRD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOO! FREE BIRD!

FREE BIRD!

What the hell do you mean, "I don't know that one?"

:rofl:

[Schema Thing]

10. that's as riotous as a large group of people having sex with their own mothers in the streets

congrats, you're quite the instigator with your axe and all

[RainDog]

11. ...

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[Elidor]

13. Rabrrrrrr suffered for his music...

Now it's our turn.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Let's start a band!

I'll get the stapler. You get the egg cartons.



:headbang:

[BuelahWitch]

16. You guys look great!

[no name no slogan]

17. Me too. But I've been playing for 26 years.

nt

[Blue-Jay]

18. That's probably enough to get laid.

Welcome to the brotherhood of middle-aged crappy guitarists.