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Sat Mar-22-08 10:55 PM
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i heard a funny joke on the radio while driving through mississippi last night |
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what's the difference between the rolling stones and a scottish farmer?
the rolling stones say, "hey you, get off of my cloud" while a scottish farmer says, "hey mccloud, get off of my ewe."
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Sat Mar-22-08 11:02 PM
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1. *snarf* As a person of scottish descent I could go into a snit, but |
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Edited on Sat Mar-22-08 11:03 PM by GreenPartyVoter
I have to admire the wordplay nonetheless. :P
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Sat Mar-22-08 11:05 PM
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2. they were playing some morning drive time "best of" programming |
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i think this was near the vicksburg area around 5 am.
on an unrelated note, i saw a whole flock of deer by the side of the road. their eyes glistened in the headlights. the full moon helped illuminate things much, but i got the willies nonetheless and drove around 50 mph for fear that i would strike one and die in a horrific wreck.
i guess bears cross the roads too, saw a couple of yellow signs with a black bear in the middle.
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Sat Mar-22-08 11:13 PM
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4. A flock of deer? How about a flock of... |
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You have to watch it to find out what the flocks were *g* http://youtube.com/watch?v=7ihM43S6QDQI don't think I have ever seen the bear crossing sign before. I guess it's not an issue here.
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Sat Mar-22-08 11:05 PM
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Sat Mar-22-08 11:16 PM
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5. A good one, but almost as old as... |
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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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Sat Mar-22-08 11:17 PM
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6. i can smell a lock coming |
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someone is bound to get pissily nonplussed over this racist attack on the scots.
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