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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-22-08 11:26 PM
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Lucky Drink
Lucky Drink

A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing
in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the
room and sees it is in perfect order. So's the rest of the
house. He takes his aspirins and notices a note on the table:

Honey,
Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
I Love you.

He goes to the kitchen. Sure enough, a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper await him. His son is also at the table,
eating. The man asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and
delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway,
and gave yourself a black eye when you walked into the door."

Confused, the man asks, "So why is everything in order and
so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off you shouted,

"LADY, GET YOUR DAMNED HANDS OFF OF ME! I'M MARRIED!"

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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-22-08 11:29 PM
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1. Awwww...I like that one.
:D
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-22-08 11:41 PM
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2. very good
:applause:
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Suich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-23-08 12:28 AM
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3. Took me a minute but I finally got it!
Very cute!

:)
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