So, is this the coolest, or the ugliest?

[RetroLounge]

In this thread, Taverner asked me if I was lounging in my Hefner-like smoking jacket.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7595503#7595807

Well, coincidentally...





So, here you go Taverner...

Cool or Ugly?

:hi:

RL

[DarkTirade]

1. It's not entirely one or the other. I'd go with a little bit cool and a lot ugly.

Just my opinion. :P

[RetroLounge]

14. I'll accept that...

:D

RL

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Cool, like this guy:

[RetroLounge]

13. I wish I could be THAT cool...

:hi:

RL

[SKKY]

3. JCPenny having a sale on thier "Hugh Heffner" collection huh?

[RetroLounge]

4. Dude, this is an ORIGINAL.

Never been worn, pockets still sewn closed, tags still on it.

It's Vintage Ugly, Man!

:rofl:

RL

[snailly]

5. OMG! LOL!

I wasn't expecting that! You are the suave gentleman.
P.S. Those gray walls do nothing for you.

[Sugar Smack]

6. Ask him what's with the jeans

while you're at it.:D

Retro-->they broke the mold. :*

[RetroLounge]

8. Oh you!

I can't be nekkid in EVERY pic, now can I?

:9

RL

[Sugar Smack]

22. You're a beautiful composite drawing:

Richard Gere pretty manchild eyes, Hugh Heffner slippery robe, Marlborro Man 4-Wheeler hogtie dungarees. Nekkid underneath.



:applause:

[RetroLounge]

24. I wish I could recommend your post...

:blush:

RL

[Cabcere]

60. All right, fine - we'll accept

the one with the bear as your token non-nekkid submission. :evilgrin: :rofl: :hug: :hi:

[snailly]

9. Do I dare?

[RetroLounge]

11. Yes. You dare.

:hi:

RL

[snailly]

16. Um

I see no movement! I can't stop laughing! I'm a nerd! LOL

[RetroLounge]

25. hee

:hi:

RL

[RetroLounge]

10. I hate the gray walls

Which is why I'm moving.

:hi:

RL

[ThomCat]

7. Um... You're an incredibly sexy guy

and I'm not going to say this just to see you undress. But you have to take that off. :(

[RetroLounge]

12. hee hee

It is semi-attrocious, isn't it?

:D

RL

[ThomCat]

17. I can't believe any company manufactured that and

actually expected to sell it.

I hope it was a gag gift. Please tell me that you didn't actually buy that thing. :P

[RetroLounge]

20. Yes, at an Estate Sale...

it's been in my closet for 10 years, waiting for the right moment to emerge.

:rofl:

RL

[lost-in-nj]

64. and you choose NOW to unveil it????

WHY???


just why????


we need more cowboy pj's...

or maybe less!!!!


lost


:hi:

no, do not like....

sorry......

[Skittles]

15. inside - cool outside - ugly

:D

[ThomCat]

18. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe he's wearing it inside out?

:P

[DarkTirade]

19. I dunno, I think that pattern might be toxic to the skin...

:P

[ThomCat]

21. Maybe it's supposed to be slightly toxic.

It could be intended to kill fleas and lice. :shrug:

:P

[RetroLounge]

23. "pattern might be toxic"

:rofl:

RL

[Skittles]

27. laugh it up, buddy boy

I am HONKING to KICK SOME TOXIC ASS - yes INDEED!!!

[RetroLounge]

28. You're just jealous.

You wish you had one.

:9

RL

[Skittles]

29. I'LL TAKE YOURS

I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SEW, RETRO!!!

[RetroLounge]

31. Why do I think there's an ass-kicking involved?

:shrug:

RL

[RetroLounge]

26. I only wear it inside.

:hi:

:9

RL

[lizziegrace]

30. Many lesser men would have tried and failed

you, however, manage to make it work...

;)

You're full of surprises.

:hug:

[RetroLounge]

32. I like to keep you on your toes...

or something.

:D

RL

[lizziegrace]

35. Or something...

:evilgrin:



;)

[Fire Walk With Me]

33. Clothes as humor.

:thumbsup: :)

[AggieGal]

34. Where's the harem?

I mean blonde girlfriends that say they love you but stay only for the money.

[RetroLounge]

36. stay for the money?

:rofl:

RL

[FloridaJudy]

52. No, they love you for your brain

Your brain is hung like a....








..............................................................never mind

[nemo137]

37. Friend, that's the ugliest jacket I've seen this year.

Wear it proudly.

[RetroLounge]

38. Thank you!

:rofl:

RL

[krispos42]

39. I can still see it with my eyes closed!

Ack! Ack! Quick, mental floss!!!!


Where's you find that thing, the Gitmo Surplus store?

:rofl:


:hi:

[RetroLounge]

40. You want one just admit it...

:rofl:

RL

[Tuesday Afternoon]

41. funniest ?

It made me smile :)

So, I am going with funniest. :shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

42. aww so cute. i dont know it made me smile.

[RetroLounge]

46. ...

:hi:

RL

[Taverner]

43. Dude, I want one!

[RetroLounge]

45. See what you started!

:hi:

RL

[clevbot]

44. pretty baller

[LSdemocrat]

47. You're really not supposed to wear a t-shirt and jeans with a smoking jacket

[RetroLounge]

48. This is Wisconsin

it was cold.

:hi:

RL

[crim son]

49. Way cool.

Just don't wear it out of the house.

[RetroLounge]

56. I'll wear it to the club...

be the coolest...

:hi:

RL

[RainDog]

50. I *KNEW* if anyone could

appreciate this, you could... great minds, or sick ones?



and here's the advert for this one's manufacturer

[RetroLounge]

54. See I Knew Someone would appreciate it!

:hi:

Now lets see you wearing it...

RL

[RainDog]

68. It's not for me

Mine's going up for sale. (it looks like it has a stain, but that's just one of the slit pockets.) And that's not a good pic anyway. I have some odd old hats that I wear sometimes if I have the occasion, like the national Aunt Bee look-alike pickle making championship.

[libodem]

51. Sorry friend

cute as you are, that thing is horrible. However, I am oddly aroused. :blush:

[RetroLounge]

53. hee hee

:9

:hi:

RL

[libodem]

55. back atcha

:7 :hi:

[WildEyedLiberal]

57. It somehow manages to be both, simultaneously

Congratulations, that is a rare feat indeed.

[martymar64]

58. It's very Hugh Hefner

I like it!

[graywarrior]

59. Cool hair.

Dude.

[RetroLounge]

62. Getting closer and closer to Arlo length

:hi:

:loveya:

RL

[graywarrior]

70. I know! I'm digging it!!!!

[Cabcere]

61. It's so ugly, it's awesome.

:D Y'know, like those little troll dolls that I used to collect obsessively when I was in second grade that were "so ugly, they're cute" - kind of like that, I think. :hi:

[RetroLounge]

71. I think I should wear it in public

don't you?

:hi:

RL

[Kutjara]

63. It's - how can I put this delicately? - a little bit child-molestery.

All you need is a cigarette clasped in an ebony holder to complete the whole creepy "committed bachelor" look.

But if that's what you're going for, you've hit it brilliantly! :hi:

[LaurenG]

65. I'd wear it

I love the colors! You look nice as usual.

[asjr]

66. You look like a British Lord, just

waiting for your butler to bring you some sherry!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

67. Almost as suave as this dashing fellow...

[youthere]

69. You don't often see clothing with a metallic fish scale look to them.

Thank goodness.