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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 11:27 PM
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Oh, the humanity!
Since Keith O. is no longer on here at midnight, I am forced to find other visual entertainment.

I am now watching Scary Movie 3, and in doing so; I am being forced to view...



multiple commercials for ExtenZe. (A revolutionary herbal pill that is guaranteed to increase your penis size in just a few short weeks! DO NOT BE FOOLED! Order here and know you are getting the original AS SEEN ON TV EXTENZE with a rock solid 100% money back guarantee.)

I curse you MSNBC!!!!


(Anybody know if this stuff works? Please PM privately)
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 11:41 PM
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1. It's the sort of thing that reminds me of what Lao Tzu said regarding the Tao:
If the Tao could be presented to another, men would all present it to their rulers; if it could be served up to others, men would serve it up to their parents; if it could be told to others, men would all tell it to their brothers; if it could be given to others, men would give it to their sons and grandsons. The reason why it cannot be transmitted is no other but this -- that if, within, there be not the presiding principle, it will not remain there, and if, outwardly, there be not the correct obedience, it will not be carried out. When that which is given out from the mind in possession of it is not received by the mind without, the sage will not give it out; and when, entering in from without, there is no power in the receiving mind to entertain it, the sage will not permit it to lie hid there.

In other words, if it worked, we'd all know by now and would be madly rushing to purchase it.

I mean, other men would be madly rushing to purchase it. Yeah, that's what I meant to say.
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 12:14 AM
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2. But wait, there's more!
Act now and you'll get this freeee pack of jumbo condoms that you'll need after using our highly effective product. Not available in stores. Ribbed for her pleasure. Just 400 easy payments of 19.99. Shipping and handling charges are a fun surprise.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 12:17 AM
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3. just curious
who exactly is forcing you to watch TV?
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 12:44 AM
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4. Jose Cuervo n/t
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