Tuesday? It's ONLY Tuesday? How in God's name will I get through the rest of the week?

[Midlodemocrat]

Dryer is broken. Won't be fixed until Monday. My hallway looks like a laundromat threw up.

Last night while making dinner for those midlet ingrates, a Pampered Chef Batter Bowl fell off the shelf in an apparent attempt to end its life. My left cheek, patriot that it is, sacrificed itself and saved the ungrateful bastard resulting in a shiner you wouldn't believe.

Microwave that I bought when BoyMidlo blew up the old one is backordered.

Oh, and let's not forget that massive tax bill from the good old IRS.

I hate the fucking Pampered Chef.

[LostinVA]

1. Lent is over -- I think it's obvious

Barefoot Chardonnay.

[MissMillie]

2. wow....

I was thinking the same thing, but my only problem is that I'm over-tired.

Thanks for giving me some perspective.


:hug: You'll get through it. I promise.

[lizziegrace]

3. More box wine

you needed us to tell you this?? ;-)

:hug:


Sorry the week's going so slow and all the appliances are committing suicide at the same time.

[malta blue]

4. Jeebus Midlo!

Napa Valley is calling you....

[KamaAina]

5. Well, tomorrow is Prince Kuhio Day

What? You don't get Prince Kuhio Day off in Va.? Barbarians!!

[SOteric]

6. I had that day yesterday

when I arrived for work just as the fire engines were pulling out to find the computers down and everything covered in a thin layer of water; found out the brake job my car needs desperately will cost me 400 bucks, got a threatening letter from the IRS and had a rather important personal disappointment as well.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed in the morning. x(

Oh, and

I recommend booze in medicinal amounts.

[flvegan]

7. But it's National Pecan Day

It's also Egg Salad Week.