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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:22 PM Original message |
Let's say you murdered me. How would you dispose of the remains? |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
1. Wood chipper... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:30 PM Response to Reply #1 |
11. :D |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 01:38 AM Response to Reply #11 |
202. Could ya be a bit more specific, there? |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:33 PM Response to Reply #1 |
15. My very first thought. |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 08:06 AM Response to Reply #1 |
180. Exactly what I was going to say |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 10:11 AM Response to Reply #1 |
185. I have one question though for after... |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
2. Drag you over to GDP, and let you sink. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:30 PM Response to Reply #2 |
12. Hats off to DU metahumor! |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:06 PM Response to Reply #2 |
112. *snarf* |
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Mezzo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 08:34 AM Response to Reply #2 |
182. OMG! That is so funny. I just spilled my tea on my lap. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
3. Stick you in an expensive suit with a flag lapel pin |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:32 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. I hope your cats are hungry. |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
4. Hmmm....Stew, anyone? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:35 PM Response to Reply #4 |
18. I'd probably be well-suited for braising. |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
5. I'd throw you in an incinerator. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:37 PM Response to Reply #5 |
20. Do please make certain I'm quite fully dead first. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
6. I would prop you up in the line at the DMV |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:29 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. I lol'd |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:38 PM Response to Reply #6 |
21. Wouldn't it be stealthier to get my corpse a job there? |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:42 PM Response to Reply #21 |
29. I was going to make a snide remark about increasing the productivity |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:51 PM Response to Reply #29 |
39. Also well played |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
7. According to this science teacher at my brother's high school... |
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Esra Star (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:33 PM Response to Reply #7 |
14. The fact that pigs are omnivorous is a good reason to never |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:39 PM Response to Reply #7 |
24. Wasn't that alluded to |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:41 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. No idea, I've never seen that movie |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:44 PM Response to Reply #26 |
32. Sure does. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:16 PM Response to Reply #24 |
72. Yeah, I think it was Bricktop. |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:58 PM Response to Reply #72 |
109. Simian minds cogitate Similarly |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:45 PM Response to Reply #7 |
104. Snatch - Brick Top warns about Pig Farmers |
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fortyfeetunder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 12:45 AM Response to Reply #7 |
170. Well, just don't invite me over for barbecued pork |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 01:41 AM Response to Reply #7 |
203. They did that in "Deadwood" n/t |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
9. I'd dump you in an unused cistern, sprinkle you with sodium hydroxide, |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:40 PM Response to Reply #9 |
25. Oh, go with the dog. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:42 PM Original message |
Yeah, but then I'd have to scoop you out of the back yard. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
10. I'd throw you in a landfill probably. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:41 PM Response to Reply #10 |
28. What would happen to me in a landfill? |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:49 PM Response to Reply #28 |
38. Probably neither. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:53 PM Response to Reply #38 |
43. Ehhhh, I'm sure I won't care much about the smell. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:57 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. Hey it is just business.. |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
16. Drop you off at the Body Farm in TN |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:46 PM Response to Reply #16 |
33. Damn. |
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Guaranteed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 12:52 AM Response to Reply #16 |
171. That is BIZARRE. nt |
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OmahaBlueDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
17. Two words -- Rendering Plant |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:48 PM Response to Reply #17 |
35. Mmmm, with the weight I've gained since I quit smoking, I'd make LOTS of yummy lard! |
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blockhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:15 PM Response to Reply #35 |
123. first of all, |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
19. so if I "murdered" you |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:49 PM Response to Reply #19 |
37. Oof, thank goodness spring weather is almost here. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
22. 15 miles off Cocoa Beach in shark infested waters |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:52 PM Response to Reply #22 |
40. Ever see "Man Bites Dog?" |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:03 PM Response to Reply #40 |
54. No, I haven't, but |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:04 PM Response to Reply #54 |
57. Good thinking. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:28 PM Response to Reply #22 |
87. Make sure you tie it off to several parts of the body. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:47 PM Response to Reply #87 |
105. You've done this before? |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:50 PM Response to Reply #105 |
106. No, I've just dated two girls who were studying to be marine biologists |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
23. Soap and dog food. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:54 PM Response to Reply #23 |
44. So you'd wash me down and bury me in a mound of Bil Jac? |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
27. Same way I disposed of you last time I murdered you |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:56 PM Response to Reply #27 |
45. Au contraire! |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
30. Pie Shop |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:59 PM Response to Reply #30 |
49. ... |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:02 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. I just sell them... |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
31. I would take your body to another distant state |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:00 PM Response to Reply #31 |
51. That's very Henry Lee Lucas sounding. |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:16 PM Response to Reply #51 |
127. I have a confession |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:28 PM Response to Reply #31 |
88. I had a similar idea |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
34. Serve you up with some fava beans and a nice Chianti |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:48 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. fttp fttp fttp fttp... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:02 PM Response to Reply #34 |
53. Wait, wouldn't that just be my liver? |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 08:04 AM Response to Reply #53 |
179. I'd feed the scraps to my dog! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
41. I'll surprise you. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:03 PM Response to Reply #41 |
55. Points awarded for being the first to get the Jörg Buttgereit reference. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:21 PM Response to Reply #55 |
83. Points to you for making me blow tea on my keyboard |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:27 PM Response to Reply #83 |
86. Who's tea? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:26 PM Response to Reply #86 |
136. Who's tea? That tears it. I'm putting you through my document shredder |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:29 PM Response to Reply #136 |
140. Ooooh, cool! Is it one of those gerbil-wheel ones? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 10:42 AM Response to Reply #140 |
186. Of course! I have only the finest for you. Although I have to wonder how THIS thread |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 12:05 PM Response to Reply #186 |
191. I've got the goods, I deliver the goods. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
42. You'd really have to piss me off in order for me to murder you |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:57 PM Response to Reply #42 |
48. .... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:05 PM Response to Reply #42 |
58. .... |
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tchunter (236 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
46. this is such a morbid question but if you're going to force me to answer.... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:00 PM Response to Reply #46 |
50. been watching much Breaking Bad? |
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tchunter (236 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:21 PM Response to Reply #50 |
82. its such a good show! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 09:05 PM Response to Reply #82 |
157. He's blown me away with this character |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:06 PM Response to Reply #46 |
60. You've thought this all through alarmingly well. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:31 PM Response to Reply #46 |
92. I would suggest NOT bagging it |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
56. I'd put you in an ashtray with Marilyn Monroe in my next film. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:08 PM Response to Reply #56 |
62. Marilyn Monroe + ashtray = |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:16 PM Response to Reply #62 |
73. I gotta give you credit for a creative answer! It's not the one I'm looking for, |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:17 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. Thank you kindly. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:31 PM Response to Reply #74 |
93. Oeditpus should get it. |
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siligut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 11:27 AM Response to Reply #56 |
189. Carl French's latest film? |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
59. Do you like Huey Lewis & The News? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:10 PM Response to Reply #59 |
64. "far much more?" |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
61. Cuyahoga River |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:12 PM Response to Reply #61 |
65. Isn't the Black River grosser? |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:15 PM Response to Reply #65 |
71. I just remember when the river was on fire |
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buzzard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:10 PM Response to Original message |
63. Have you seen Fried Green Tomatoes?? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:12 PM Response to Reply #63 |
66. Um, actually, no, I haven't. |
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buzzard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:21 PM Response to Reply #66 |
81. A pretty good movie watch it and see what happens. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:19 PM Response to Reply #66 |
130. watching it would probably kill ya, actually |
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buzzard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 12:32 AM Response to Reply #130 |
168. Well I do like a good black comedy.n/t |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:23 PM Response to Reply #63 |
84. The secret's in the sauce. |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
67. Wow. I really don't know. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:18 PM Response to Reply #67 |
76. Take your time. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 01:47 AM Response to Reply #67 |
204. You'd need an accessory rack for your Jazzy |
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Joey Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
68. I'd drop off your body at the Bada Bing:)............ n/t |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:26 PM Response to Reply #68 |
85. I’m gonna say a few things, I’m gonna say same bad words and you just gonna have to deal with it. |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
69. Interesting Tuesday Afternoon question. |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:20 PM Response to Reply #69 |
80. unfortunately that is unreliable. someone will dig him up again |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:29 PM Response to Reply #80 |
89. I would hope so! |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:29 PM Response to Reply #89 |
90. ... |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:52 PM Response to Reply #80 |
107. Well, I'm not very good at this murder thing. |
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Bonobo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
70. Mortar and pestle. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:30 PM Response to Reply #70 |
91. Wow, you go for the good old fashioned elbow-grease approach, huh? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
75. I would chop up your body and stow it in the MidloVan Stow and go Bins. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:31 PM Response to Reply #75 |
94. Awww! |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
77. If I hadn't just left Florida for good the answer would be simple... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:33 PM Response to Reply #77 |
96. Oy. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:36 PM Response to Reply #96 |
99. Thankfully I never owned a dog when I lived there. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
78. Seriously? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:34 PM Response to Reply #78 |
97. Points awarded for elegant simplicity. |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
79. drive the body out into the badlands and let the coyotes eat ya n/t |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:35 PM Original message |
I've been to the Badlands. |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
102. don't think if it as 'rotting' think of it as |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
95. Throw lime on you, New Orleans style. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:36 PM Response to Reply #95 |
100. ? |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
98. I'd just sit you on the couch and leave you there. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:40 PM Response to Reply #98 |
101. I think we have a winner! |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:36 PM Response to Reply #101 |
148. I was thinking it'd be more like a Weekend At Bernies meets Al Bundy kind of thing. |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:42 PM Response to Reply #98 |
103. ... |
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shaniqua6392 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
108. Have you seen Sweeney Todd?? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:08 PM Response to Reply #108 |
115. Why are people talking about making me into pies? |
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shaniqua6392 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 05:47 AM Response to Reply #115 |
175. That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!! |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
110. Meat grinder, and sell you commercially |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:06 PM Response to Reply #110 |
113. Hell, I'll provide the grinder! |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:22 PM Response to Reply #113 |
132. what a great pic |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:24 PM Response to Reply #132 |
133. Um, now there has. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:35 PM Response to Reply #133 |
147. sorry |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
111. Steal a car |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:08 PM Response to Reply #111 |
116. Who says you don't have a criminal mind? |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
114. I'd call a friend of mine who knows how to do those things |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:09 PM Response to Reply #114 |
117. .... |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:12 PM Response to Reply #114 |
119. Good friends help you move. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
118. Anyone who has seen Snatch knows how to dispose of a body. Pig farm. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:13 PM Response to Reply #118 |
120. See the subthread starting at post 7. ;) |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:16 PM Response to Reply #120 |
126. See? Good idea, wasn't it? |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
121. prostrate in a sea of obscure vinyl of course! |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:16 PM Response to Reply #121 |
125. You KNOW me!!!! |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:34 PM Response to Reply #125 |
144. either that or the Cask of Amontillado thing... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:36 PM Response to Reply #144 |
149. Thanks! |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
122. The western prairies are awfully big. A body could get lost real good out there. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:18 PM Response to Reply #122 |
128. Ooooh, Monument Valley, maybe? |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:28 PM Response to Reply #128 |
139. Nothing that dramatic. Just wide open space... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:29 PM Response to Reply #139 |
141. Still nice, though. |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
124. 3 stages |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:19 PM Response to Reply #124 |
129. That's inspired. |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
131. Copper mines |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:25 PM Response to Reply #131 |
134. +1 Informative! |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:27 PM Response to Reply #134 |
137. Yeah...I was afraid of that |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
135. Hmm. Maybe this. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:27 PM Response to Reply #135 |
138. Couldn't I serve as nourishment to a USEFUL life form? |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:31 PM Response to Reply #138 |
142. I was thinking that they'd gag once I told them that they had |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:32 PM Response to Reply #142 |
143. I like that way of looking at it. |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:34 PM Response to Original message |
145. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:38 PM Response to Reply #145 |
150. You just turned my very existence into a Möbius strip. |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:34 PM Response to Original message |
146. I'd put you in the back of Karl Rove's car, |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:39 PM Response to Reply #146 |
151. This, I like. |
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Zuiderelle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
152. I would drop you through a special chair with a trap door in the seat down to my furnace |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:46 PM Response to Reply #152 |
153. Special chair? |
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riderinthestorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:48 PM Response to Original message |
154. Rural answer here: throw you onto the manure pile |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:51 PM Response to Reply #154 |
155. Another informative answer! Thank you! |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:57 PM Response to Original message |
156. Put a bottle in your lap and leave you in an unlocked station wagon down the street. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 09:12 PM Response to Reply #156 |
158. Would you honor a request for a 2005 Bordeaux? |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 09:15 PM Response to Reply #158 |
161. I'll be in the passenger seat with some diapers on, |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 09:14 PM Response to Reply #156 |
159. Delete. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 09:15 PM Response to Reply #159 |
160. Kick! |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 09:19 PM Response to Reply #160 |
162. Nah, that's just Nietzsche's eternal return, |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 09:25 PM Response to Reply #162 |
163. Joy and suffering, they are as inseperable as charcuterie and heartburn. |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
164. I've been told that immersing a body in a barrel full of liquid Tide |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
165. Since you're only partially water-soluble... |
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SocratesInSpirit (540 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
166. Put you in one of Mrs. Lovett's meat pies? |
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emilyg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 12:08 AM Response to Original message |
167. I would send you to DU-P |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 12:39 AM Response to Original message |
169. Two words: |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 12:55 AM Response to Original message |
172. You know that DU gathering I'm having in Delaware |
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Guaranteed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 12:58 AM Response to Original message |
173. The MOST practical way to dispose of a body? |
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El Fuego (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 11:03 AM Response to Reply #173 |
188. Or even better |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 01:25 AM Response to Original message |
174. worst meat pies in London |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 05:56 AM Response to Original message |
176. I once flew wiht a former detective, who advised... |
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Political Heretic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 06:18 AM Response to Original message |
177. Get in mah belley! |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 07:12 AM Response to Original message |
178. a vat of industrial solvent, preferably a very strong acid |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 08:14 AM Response to Original message |
181. I'd have you stuffed and displayed at the university you attended. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 10:08 AM Response to Reply #181 |
184. Lame? Actually I kind of like that. |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 10:55 AM Response to Reply #184 |
187. Thanks! |
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Sheets of Easter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 08:47 AM Response to Original message |
183. Shark chum |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
190. Living as I do in South Florida, I'd probably chop you up and feed you to the gators... |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
192. Lets just say I muredered you and leave it at that. I can't be |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
193. why bother? |
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asteroid2003QQ47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
194. I'd buy an advanced degree online.. |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
195. Y'know there are polar bears who are starving. |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
196. I wouldn't... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 09:09 PM Response to Reply #196 |
197. Ooooooh, nice! Get an ambitious taxidermist to keep everything "just so" |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 09:12 PM Response to Reply #197 |
198. Absomolutely. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 08:18 AM Response to Reply #197 |
208. He would have to be both ambitious AND imaginative. |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
199. Put you in the trunk of your car and park it in a shopping mall with the keys left in it. |
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Tektonik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 10:18 PM Response to Original message |
200. I'd suffocate you |
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Boudica the Lyoness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 10:22 PM Response to Original message |
201. I know this guy who has a hog farm.. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 08:27 AM Response to Reply #201 |
210. Make sure he doesn't just have brood sows... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 02:04 AM Response to Original message |
205. Minnesota... 10,000 lakes to hide you in |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 02:43 AM Response to Original message |
206. You would be served in a variety of ways at IHOP... |
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Babel_17 (948 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 07:40 AM Response to Original message |
207. Hydrofluoric acid |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 08:24 AM Response to Original message |
209. I would leave you in water |
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Ordr (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 08:42 AM Response to Original message |
211. Inside a tokamak. |
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madrchsod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
212. god this is a sick thread...let me see |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
213. Burn at a high temperature |
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mwdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
214. Leave you in the Pine Barrens.. |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 07:37 PM Response to Original message |
215. Well isn't that just the chore then? Everyone thinks it is all so very easy... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 09:55 PM Response to Reply #215 |
216. Wait, have I just been asked out? |
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