Why are we here?

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[Haole Girl]

1. I have no idea

But I will kick this in case someone can tell us! :-)

[ThomCat]

2. Because we haven't figured out a way to escape yet.

:shrug:

[drmeow]

3. To become

the next fossil fuel in 100 million years.

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Because GD:P is fnucking INSANE right now, my thoughtful little friend!

So post a lolcat somewhere and chill out.

Oh, wait. Did you mean "here" here, as in, what is the meaning of life?

Well geez then. Notta clue, kid. You're on your own with that one.

Sorry.

[datasuspect]

5. to haul ass and get paid

[Fox Mulder]

6. I ask myself that every freaking day.

[Lady Freedom]

7. Do we really want to know the answer?

[asteroid2003QQ47]

8. To worship sustainable free market capitalism and...

be sold for medical experiments.

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Father: The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute.
Children: Ohhhhh.
Father: I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for medical experiments.

[Orsino]

9. Well, I'm all outta ass...

...so I must be here to chew gum.

[BuelahWitch]

10. I'd pontificate, but someone would accuse me of being a "woo woo"

and I'm PMSing, so I won't. ;)

[KatyMan]

11. Because we're here

roll the bones...


(shameless Rush quote)

[av8rdave]

13. ^%$# you beat me to it!

[KatyMan]

14. Why does it happen?

?

[Dr. Strange]

19. Because it happens.

Roll the Bones.

(No rap, though, please.)

[av8rdave]

23. Because it happens

roll the bones

[av8rdave]

12. Because we're here. Roll the bones

Sorry...had to slip some Rush in there!

[Iggo]

15. 'Cause we ain't all there....(n/t)

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. We are here because of the will of Shai-Hulud

[EstimatedProphet]

17. To wear hats

People aren't wearing enough hats.

[cloudbase]

18. Is that you,

Admiral Stockdale?

[otherlander]

20. I'm here because if I left right now I couldn't graduate.

Soon as I do, though, I'm taking the next train outa here. Goodbye, yuppies!

[Ordr]

21. My father couldn't keep it in his pants.

[kineneb]

22. completely by accident

something to do with hot rocks and lightning making primitive amino acids... or something like that...

I dunno... ask those little proto-mammals...

the answer is: 42

[Deep13]

24. I haven't found any Lounginess anywhere else. nt

[Lilith Velkor]

25. It's a place to be.

[Ivan Sputnik]

26. What if we aren't here?

What if we only think we are?