You think you have it rough?

[LeftyFingerPop]

I was just informed that I have been accepted at Harvard. Check out this brutal course load for my first semester.

DU101 - Avoiding the thread lock - Inside the minds of the mods - A social analysis
DU207 - The proper use of smilies
DU102 - Writing a compelling thread title
DU300 - The copycat thread - Genius or Immature noise?
DU158 - Lounge Drama - What do they really mean when they say 'Fuck you'?
DU217 - Hitting the refresh button - How often is too often?
DU176 - Posting in picture threads - Don't you have any fucking new ones?

It has been about 27 years since I received my original kollidge edjcation. this is going to be difficult.

[TZ]

1. lol

Way to go! If you study hard I'm sure you will have a BS degree soon..Oh wait, don't you have that already..;-)
One course missing..The art of naked mole rat pictures: How to digust and annoy your fellow posters...:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I actually do have both...

AAS and BS degrees in Accounting, but you would probably never know that I even grad-e-ated the 6th grade based on the quality of my posts.

As for the mole rats, I have no idea what you are talking about. You must have me cornfused with another poster. :)

[madinmaryland]

5. Don't forget DU165

"The art of the Brazilian Joke"

As taught by Professor MiM!!

[asteroid2003QQ47]

3. I'm not impressed,

I went to the top at Harvard!

(Ironworker on Harvard parking garage)

[Gormy Cuss]

4. It's worse than you think.

I'm the department chair.

[BuelahWitch]

7. And then there's Headmistress KitchenWitch!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7602028

:scared:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. DU401: DU and Game Theory: Predicting Mod Busyness So You Can Call Out A DUer Under the Radar

[Dr. Strange]

8. I thought that was a graduate course.

[LiberalEsto]

9. Well, I have a Fellowship

Advanced Threadkilling

[NaturalHigh]

10. I do have it rough, damn you!

You don't know the sorrows I've seen. Oh, and I was also informed this morning that a newbie was putting me on ignore.

[Parche]

11. Havin Any Frat Parties?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

:hug: