If you could run around nakked all day

[NJmaverick]

would you?

[Aristus]

1. Heck, no. I'd just keep tripping over my cargo and falling down.

It needs boxer briefs to stay put. B-):crazy:

[hobbit709]

2. Too dangerous in my book

You could really hurt yourself cooking, working with power tools and let's not forget the sunburn aspect-especially here in Texas.

[ThatsMyBarack]

3. Nah.

That would get old fast.

[Guava Jelly]

4. heck yeah

I hate clothes

[Ordr]

5. If I were to do so, it would be the end of art everywhere.

No one could produce creations of beauty after seeing my nude form.
:)

[NMDemDist2]

6. as long as I could wear my boots outside to protect my ankles from the stickers

that's quite a look eh?

Cowboy boots, a hat and nothing else :rofl:

[NJmaverick]

7. I don't know, I think that would be a very good look

[NMDemDist2]

10. it would have been a hell of a lot better

30 years ago :rofl:

[NJmaverick]

12. I bet it's still a good look

:evilgrin:

[NJmaverick]

8. To answer my own question

When I used to work from home, I instituted nakked Fridays.

[datasuspect]

9. i like to walk around the house with my weiner hanging out.

[TrogL]

11. been there done that

[LanternWaste]

13. There aren't enough Ray-Bans in the world

There aren't enough Ray-Bans in the world to shield you all from the glare of my fish-belly complexion. For your sakes, I would have to defer to someone else's nakedness...

[NMDemDist2]

19. ...

[LanternWaste]

35. I'd wind up looking like one of the Lollipop Kids

I'd wind up looking like one of the Lollipop Kids (albeit a tall one) after that...

:)

[NMDemDist2]

36. what's a Lollipop kid?? n/t

[LanternWaste]

40. They were a lot more orange in my memory.

They were a lot more orange in my memory. The little munchkins from the Wizard of Oz.

[TZ]

14. Yes.

At least not in my lab..that would be asking for trouble.
Actually its not clothes I hate so much as bras..damn uncomfortable for me (except for certain circumstances)
TMI?:evilgrin:

[NJmaverick]

15. OK now I am feeling less than hip

"TMI"

[TZ]

17. Too much information....:) n/t

[NJmaverick]

18. ahhh! Ok, not in the lounge

Here that sort of stuff seems par for the course.:evilgrin:

[otherlander]

16. I don't get the whole concept of underwear.

It seems more like some bizarre tool of bondage than anything else.

[taterguy]

20. You think us men want the things that underwear encases flopping around?

[otherlander]

44. ok, but that only explains *male* underwear.

:shrug:

[RadiationTherapy]

56. To be frank, underwear keeps pants clean...

on the inside.

It also helps absorb sweat and are fun to throw onto the floor.

[kineneb]

21. umm, no... outside-bad sunburn on nordic-type skin

lobster red is not my favorite color, and there is no factor-100 sunscreen.

Inside, ok, for a while. Grandma had a joke about the naked lady and the wringer washer, which I shall not elaborate upon...

I'm thinking about going Goth, so I can have an excuse to not go out except at night... although I refuse to dye my naturally blond hair (channeling Lucy van Pelt). Black corsets, though...

[NJmaverick]

23. You really can't find a sun block that works?

and are you sure you don't want to share more of the naked lady and the wringer washer joke?

[kineneb]

26. I have to use factor 50

and I still have problems. I can burn through f#15.

[NJmaverick]

27. I thought SPF 50 worked on vampires

[texas1928]

22. I like to run around NEKKID!!!

That means being naughty at the same time.

[Fleshdancer]

24. yes - as long as it was warm outside

clothes are annoying

[Orsino]

25. Not unless I could also outrun a police cruiser.

I doubt that I'm that streamlined.

[BOSSHOG]

28. I streaked in College during the 70's

A rather exhilirating experience. My wife and I also got nekkid a few times and had sex in the backyard. I like being nekkid but I don't think anyone would want to see me around.

[zanne]

30. Were you wearing a red hat?

I might know you.

[BOSSHOG]

31. All I was wearing was an antique version of Nike Running shoes

as we dashed up and down Dickson Street in Fayetteville, Arkansas. My Good Old Days!

[zanne]

33. So you weren't playing tennis in Keene, NH?

Now that was a tennis match!

[BOSSHOG]

34. No Ma'm

I'm sad to say I've never been to that wonderful state, clothed or otherwise. Any state that gave us President Bartlett must be a mighty fine state.

[zanne]

42. Actually, it was Franklin Pierce...

His major accomplishment while in office was approving of the serrated edges on postage stamps.

[SCantiGOP]

29. misspelling

The word is spelled n e k k i d. As explained by Lewis Grizzard: "Naked means you ain't got no clothes on; nekkid means you ain't got no clothes on and you're fixin' to do something."

[BOSSHOG]

32. AHHH! Lewis Grizzard

What a wonderful and talented human being. He left us way to soon. He was always "fixing to" write an awesome column.

[SCantiGOP]

45. It was a Southern thing

As I recalled, he basically killed himself. He had several heart attacks, never exercised, ate whatever he wanted and the doctors kept telling him he had to quit smoking, drinking and all his other bad habits. He definitely went out on his own terms. The column I remember best was one about the three kinds of crying there are for men: there's crying, there's crying when your drunk, and then there's crying while you're drunk and talking about you Momma.

[Connonym]

52. that's certainly not just a Southern thing, unfortunately

plenty of folks here in the North are doing the same damned thing. God I loved his writing. So often humor needs to be spoken to really have full impact but with Grizzard I would read and be holding my sides from laughing. Damn, I miss that.

[Saphire]

59. Lewis Grizzard would always drive to South Texas looking for spring..

I think of him every year. (BTW, spring is here and summer is coming fast!)

[miss_american_pie]

37. No. Gravity is unkind.

;)

[Guava Jelly]

43. aw nutts

And I just put a ladder up to your window :mad:

[azmouse]

38. Nope. The 'girls' would be falling in my food at mealtime.

It wouldn't be a pretty site. :scared:

[NJmaverick]

39. Why older women shouldn’t sunbath in the nude

[SKKY]

41. There's a nudist beach close by...

...I've done it. Just make sure to bring the sunblocker.

[redqueen]

46. Depends... I have, but I usually don't.

:shrug:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

47. No, clothes = good.

:)

[NJmaverick]

51. Why is that?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

54. It's friggin' cold here.

Plus, people generally don't look as nice naked as they do with some sharp clothes on. :)

[NJmaverick]

55. I guess it's a matter of taste

I like the human form

[LSK]

48. yes

[skater314159]

49. As long as it isn't cold or something.

... also I am UV sensitive, so that might be an issue.

[arbusto_baboso]

50. Yes. Except when frying bacon.

That's just more dangerous than handling plutonium without mitts!

[BarenakedLady]

53. That's redundant

[tigereye]

57. too damn cold!

:P

[Inchworm]

58. If I could?

I often do when noone is around :D

I have a waistband phobia.

;)

[terrya]

60. Yes...especially at work!

My co-workers deserve a treat. :-)