Okay, normally all the heavy political stuff goes to GD:P, but it's time for the Lounge to decide

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Who's going to be the nominee in 2008?

Barillary Clobama:

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Hilrack Olinton:


Please explain to me the candidate of your choice, along with 8 nasty rumors about the opposing candidate.

[cemaphonic]

1. the goggles, they do nothing!

[LisaM]

2. That second one reminds me of Sanjaya!

Or whatever his name is.

[siligut]

3. Olinton, of course!

Olinton has the do. If you can’t get your hair right; how are you going to get the country right. Everybody knows that. Phffft.

Clobama sleeps with a teddy bear! Most people don’t know this, but asymmetry of the face, that is a definite sign of a deceitful mind, can’t trust ‘em and absolutely can’t sleep with them after sex.

Bring it on freeptards!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Of course, Clobama loses the villagers with torches and pitchforks votes

Who want to kill him/her/it via an angry vigalante mob.

Although I've heard she/he/it is a gentle giant. Which helps with the baby bunny vote.

[siligut]

7. That is what Clobama gets for not looking like the rest of us.

Conformity is key! If you can’t act normal like me, then you don’t deserve to be President. Goddamn idiots, taking over the country from good folk like us.

Bunny vote, smunny vote. If you want bunnies, move to France!

[Deep13]

4. I'm liking the TV preacher hair on the second picture. nt

[laconicsax]

6. Olinton...I guess....

I'm not convinced either one deserves my support, but Clobama looks like Two-Face from Batman. I will not support a super-villian--they have freepers for that job.