Quick etiquette question

[littlebit]

I am meeting Bill Clinton tomorrow. When I am indroduced to him should I say hello Mr. President. Or should I say big dawg how the heck are ya in my thickest southern accent. :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

1. He might like this little story..

On January 24th, 2009, in the oval office of the new Democratic president:

The Secretary of Defense is giving the President the daily briefing. The SecDef concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

The President's staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "One Brazilian is too many! I am glad that we are beginning to draw down our presence in Iraq and put an end to this long national nightmare."

:thumbsup:

[Cabcere]

2. You're a bad person.

:rofl: :hug:

[littlebit]

3. LOL

My short term memory is crap. But for some reason I remember you posting this somewhere. Why is that?


:hi::rofl:

[Lethe]

4. the big dawg thang...or call him "showtime"

then offer him some of the pot you been growing on your property, because it helps "with all your wife's bitchin' and shit."

:D

[littlebit]

6. Damn I would offer

but I just sold the last of it. I think I have some moonshine though. I wonder if that would help him with all that bitchin and shit. :rofl:

[BurtWorm]

5. Careful not to ask him "How they hangin'?"

He might answer.


:hide:

[littlebit]

7. I can't go there

my girlfriend is going to be with me and I know how is is with chubby girls. :rofl:

[elleng]

8. Depending on how much time you have, and your mood:

'Hello, sir,' or 'Hello, Mr. President,' or, 'Hi.'