Man sees Jesus in the shower

[flvegan]

In South Florida, man sees Jesus in the shower

A South Florida man says he saw an image of Jesus in his shower, reports NBC6.net. No one wants to be naked in front of Jesus, so the first thing Theo Grimes did was grab a towel. Then he yelled for his wife. "I didn't want to say, 'Does that look like Jesus?' Because I wanted her real response. 'Who does that look like?' She looks at it and said, 'Woo, that's Jesus.'' Now his bathroom has become a prayer room.

http://blogs.tampabay.com/bizarre/2008/03/in-south-florid.html

'Who does that look like?' She looks at it and said, 'Woo, that's Jesus.'"

The South Florida couple isn't the first to make these claims. One man said the image of Jesus came up on his X-ray. Parishioners at a church said they saw the shadow of both Jesus and the Virgin Mary. A San Diego resident said the image of Jesus was on his tortilla.

http://www.nbc6.net/news/15708008/detail.html

[BlueJazz]

1. I saw a Large Spider in the shower once. I "Blessed" it with a shoe.

:)

[flvegan]

3. "No one wants to be naked in front of Jesus"

A spider is different.

[BlueJazz]

4. But...It was a Girl Spider....had on a little dress or maybe a "cross-dressing" Spider.

[Whoa_Nelly]

30. But...come the Rapture everyone Jesus takes WILL be naked!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(sung to Shiny Happy People)

Naked Jesus People Flying
Meet me in the cloud
Naked people
Throw your towel down
Love me love me
Take it outta town
Happy naked
Give it a new sound
Where the showers flow
Golden naked shine

(My addition of chorus)
Sing woo! That's Jeus!
Woo! Woo!
Sing woo!
Naked Jesus people!

[KG]

2. religous insanity.

[Ordr]

5. I usually just see Peter.

[Bucky]

23. "The Lord said to Peter, 'On this rock I will build my Church' "

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. man is high. nt

[madinmaryland]

10. my thoughts exactly. it must have been some really good stuff!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. in other news i would like to see mary in my shower.

Magdalen not the virgin. virgins are over rated.

[TZ]

8. Have you ever noticed

Its always Jesus or Mary that people see. Shouldn't someone being seeing Satan? Of course I suppose nobody in their "right mind" would do that..Oh wait...:crazy:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Yeah - or why not Judas, Joseph of Arimethea, Elijah, Esther, the Witch of Endor, Pilate...

so many others to see.

But the delusional only see that which they want to see.


"Who did you see?"

"I saw Jesus and Mary!"

"I saw Jesus and John the Baptist!!"

"I saw Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and Peter!!"

"All I got was a jar of wormy manna and Balaam".

[MorningGlow]

11. Looks like a footprint to me

:shrug:

In truth, I actually do believe we can and do receive images of passed-on individuals as howdies from the Great Beyond, but who says that every time a guy's face shows up, it's Jesus? Doesn't he have better things to do, like sitting at the right hand of God and all that?

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Well, he didn't say what part of Jesus he saw, did he?

[MorningGlow]

14. But was he wearing a sandal or a shoe?

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

12. I wonder f Jesus was surprised and yelled at him to give him some privacy.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

15. I think it looks like Harry Dean Stanton

but that would be impossible because he's alive. Jesus is dead...except that he lives in your heart. If you're alive in people's hearts, you can magically appear in their shower stall. If you're alive in the physical sense, you can still appear in people's shower stalls, though not legally.

[LeftyMom]

16. A little scrubbing would get Jesus right up. Damn, that's a dirty shower.

:puke:

[Haole Girl]

17. Hmm.....I wonder if I told my husband Jesus was on the shower door...

...if I could get out of cleaning the shower?

:rofl:

[Blue_Tires]

18. whew...i thought the thread title said "Mary sees Jesus in the shower"

and now i'm kinda ashamed at where my thoughts were leading me :scared: :dilemma: :blush: :yoiks:

[Mad_Dem_X]

19. No picture? Oh, never mind

I saw it. I guess it looks a little like him. :shrug:

[arbusto_baboso]

20. I saw the face of Yul Brynner in a soup stain on my shirt once...

But that didn't keep me from washing the shirt.

Fer chrissakes (pun intended) face of Jesus or not, wash the friggin' shower!

[Miss Carly]

21. I think the imprint looks like a younger willy nelson

I guess I need to be more observant of my tortillas
Carly

[Arugula Latte]

22. The guy's name is "Theo Grimes."

Theo, from Theodore, meaning "gift from god" plus "Grimes," as in, well types of dirty stuff.

You can't make this stuff up.

[terrya]

24. How do these people know it was a representation of Jesus?

Or the Virgin Mary, for that matter?

[Sabriel]

25. That's because Jesus was a fun-gi

(A little mold joke there....)

If I see Jesus in my oven, does that mean I don't have to clean it anymore?

[deucemagnet]

26. Scrubbing Bubbles are the foe of our lord Jesus Christ.

Looks like soap scum to me. :shrug:

[Lautremont]

27. Where did this happen? Florida, you say? (nt)

[KamaAina]

28. Naturally Jesus takes showers

He tried a bath once, but He ended up walking on top of it. :evilgrin:

[Javaman]

29. Maybe it was this guy...

http://www.houstonpress.com/2006-11-30/news/this-man-thinks-he-s-jesus-h-christ/

[cynatnite]

31. He probably saw Max Von Sydow or Jeffery Hunter in his shower n/t